The two sentence game

Paint

Self-isolation is ...

 

VERY BORING.

I may open a bottle of....

 

Paint Stripper,as it's cheaper than vino,but the same effect...Oi,you starin' at me,you nancy,,,[hic]....?!:?!
I think I'll read a book about....

 

How to make toilet roll.

Today I will change....

 

Today I will change my views on assassination.

Sniper rifle? Or bomb?

 

Off-hand,I'd say bomb...filled with just enough flour and sennapod juice to cause real havoc as they float through PM's question time just above head height.

Do you prefer prefer Apple or Windows as your first choice?

 

WINDOWS mostly

Today I found some....

 

Today I found some balls.

Why does the farmer let all of his chicken's cross the roads on their own?

 

He doesn't! My very good friend Mr Fox is a qualified crossing attendant,who NEVER lets chickens cross the the road alone!
[strangely,Mr Fox has put on a fair bit of weight lately....must just be a co-incidence]

OK...who put the sand in the Vaseline?!?

 

Only a sadist is capable of such a thing which is why I would accuse the Tories.

A fictional Superman vs a real deadbeat. Who would win?

 

Well,if Superman [aka Clark Kent] were to happen across Deatbeat Dave,who is ACES at playing nought-and-crosses,the resulting clash may knock Earth out of orbit!

Wow-did you see that?!?

 

I am afraid that I may have missed it that time puggybear. lol

What's the best brand of dildo?

 

Umm...well,according to my book on How to Drive Women Wild with Ecstasy,first,make sure your preferred model vibrates at the required rpm that guarantees orgasm...the rest is automatic,so whichever suits ones needs and pocket,old bean.

How come nobody visits Puggy Manor,now everyone already has a year's supply of bog roll???

 

Some of us never knew that Puggy Manor was open to the public.

Will there be bog roll?

 

Maybe a drum roll?

I like to put bubbles in my....

 

"Bum!" Said another member not so long ago.

Why Pluto no planet?

 

n 2005, Eris, a dwarf planet in the scattered disc which is 27% more massive than Pluto, was discovered. This led the International Astronomical Union (IAU) to define the term "planet" formally in 2006, during their 26th General Assembly. That definition excluded Pluto and reclassified it as a dwarf planet.

I sometimes wish,,,,

 

Dwarf planets are planets too. That is heartbreaking!

I sometime wish that planets had rights.

 

Because You LIKE lights?


I wish I had some.....

 

I wish I had some clue as to why I never asked a question on my previous post.

Why is that?