The two sentence game

There is still some of us left in the world who prefer to re-consume our droppings to get the best out of all nutrients. Waste not, want not!

Is gold toilet paper worth the paper that it's printed on?

 

It will be if 'Willy' Wonka has anything to do with it

Is this a good time to be Single ?!?

 

Everyone deserves a double on St Patrick's Day.

What would St Patrick say about alcoholism?

 

"pionta guinness le do thoil"

How would a blind date between St Patrick and Medusa turn out?

 

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What is the best substitute toilet roll?

 

Envelopes that had Tax Bills in them

The best pint of Guinness can be found .....

 

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How many toilet rolls do you have?

 

Dublin.

I will now go...

 

but...



The best cure for bad management is …..

 

The best cure for bad management is to re-train them.

Half a sixpence is better than......

 

A pair of 'theepenny bits'! [phwoooar]

Riding a bicycle can be fun,especially when....

 

= Very clever Puggy - although I guess you have to be of a certain age to get that

Riding a bicycle can be fun,especially when... you are another bicycle

If the Sun is out and the sky is Blue, I always try to...

 

Head for the beach.

If eBay doesn't stop the rip off folk selling toilet rolls for thousands, I will report them.
Is that fair?

 

Sellers were selling toilet roll on eBay before it was cool.

Boris Booster? Or Corbyn Colleague?

 

TBH,I rather think Prince Andrew is just well chuffed to see a change of topic-so,neither!

Anyone fancy a game of Name That Virus?

 

No thanks. lol

Right now I am drinking....

 

Right now I am indulging upon urine. What with the virus one can never be too careful.

Urine buy tankard? Or urine by pint glass?

 

Ummm....well,given my 'druthers',one suspects we all think you swigging a tankard of fresh urine would make a much funnier Youtube video,old chap!

Oh-and congrats on arriving at Wine Friday without shpilling any [hic] CG!

 

You have given me a great idea!

 

Today I will get....

Tomorrow I will...