The two sentence game

The circle of life.

The UK is now banned from...

 

The UK is now banned from the EU

How naughty is very naughty?

 

It depends of one's level of perception of kinkiness

The one regret I have in my life is …..

 

The one regret I have in my life is not going to happen. hahahaha

Where are all of the chocolate fairies?

 

Off to get laid by the Easter Bunny

What color/s would your personal flag be?

 

Every colour of the rainbow and some new ones.

What is the sexiest spider?

 

Sometimes I want to.....

 

Film the sewers.

How many dildos does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

EH????

On Sunday I like to.....

 

On Sunday I like to visit church.

My dinner is

 

… in the planning stage

In order to get fit, I am going to ...

 

DANCE the night away.

I am stuck indoors because.....

 

I am stuck indoors because I am morbidly obese. Only a talkshow host can come and rescue me now.

Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla condoms?

 

Chocolate,strawberry or vanilla condoms?.....or if I feel adventurous,crunchy peanut butter!

Is it just me,or can you hear that too?...

 

I am sure that I just heard a who?

Where does all of my toilet paper keep disappearing too?

 

Down the bog. lol

I need some.....

 

I need some toilet paper.

Who invented the Corona Vaccine?

 

Ahhhh....THAT was invented by a Scottish chap,who had become a tad miffed at the falling sales of Iron Brew,the noo!

As bog-rolls are suddenly hard to find,is it ok to use a sock instead?

 

I'm using my favorite sock right now.

Will I go blind if I keep playing with it?

 

Only if you accidentally scrape your bum on a crispy bit!
Is this it? The whole human race,reduced to trying to avoid the crunchy bits?....