The two sentence game

I sometimes love myself when God is not looking.

Did we nuke Mars and forget?

 

Nah we still got Mars bars. lol

I do wish I could meet......

 

I do wish I could meet the guy who discovered how to milk cows and ask him what he was doing.

What goes on toast?

 

Topping/s =

My favourite place to shop for groceries is ...

 

Tesco.

Was the 1969 moon landing a hoax?

 

IMO Like most things it is easier to say it was then not.
I am still awaiting a witness from a film set for not only the 1969 landing but the subsequent ones to come forward - speculation is often a better story

TNP wears No jewellery

 

I had to google TNP. hahahahaha

What is TNP?

 

= A way of being lazy - and using abbreviations instead of words

I use Google all the time because ...

 

I use Google all the time because I'm the one that firedfox in the first place.

Are the carebears and my little ponies married?

 

No - although one does have to take 'care' when riding 'bare' upon even the 'littlest' of 'ponies' (A 'friend'- tells me )

Would the Jetsons be more shocked at seeing the Flintstones, or the Simpsons?

 

The Jetsons may deem the Flintstones as neanderthals and the Simpsons as freaks.

What flavor is the packet of crisps or potato chips?

 

Tonight I will drink......

 

Tonight I will drink a concoction of water and robinsons to stay hydrated.

President Bill Gates or President Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

Has to be Bill Gates (better financial history and an American (as I understand it, as he isn't - Arnie can't go for 'the big seat?!?)

The problem when ensuring the my personal hygiene is good, is that ...

 

Candy needs a sniff. lol

The problem with self-isolating is.....

 

The problem with self-isolating is having too much money.

Red, green or blue?

 

Red is my favourite colour.

If I lost Rainbow, I would.....

 

If I lost Rainbow, I would make Rainbow 2.0

Ruby, emerald or sapphire?

 

Ruby of course.

I must go and buy a.....

 

I must go and buy a ruby.

What is the meaning of death?