The truth

i'm not sure which vegetables are able to meet the "secreted by female mammals for the nourishment of their young" criterion.

 

Nut Cheese....

Yeah, marketing is getting a lot more difficult now.

 

From my memory of Jane feeding our children, the cheese forms very easily,

 

The vegan pizza at Whole Foods leave something to be desired I'm afraid. They could do it better I think. I've only had it tepid - not hot. So maybe it's better right out of the oven. It's still satisfactory, but the real cheese beats it; which is a problem for vegans I would think. I want good vegan pizza! Not because I'm vegan or vegetarian, just because I think it should be good. Also, sometimes it's got better toppings than the regular pizza they have under the lights...

 

I had really good vegan pizza in Portland Oregon one time.

Most of it has been lackluster—unless they take the no cheese approach. Fake cheese just tastes well, fake.

 

Scientists seem to ignore anything that is not strictly technical. Even when they fit a new door on their own car, they don't bother about stupid things, such as it being the same color as the rest of the vehicle.
They don't call us nutty professors for nothing, What earthly difference does it make if we wear odd socks.

 

the truth ... is out there (in the milky way? or is that whey?)

 

Now that that's ironed out time for another truth I reckon.

The man don't grow the mustache, the mustache grows the man.....

 

My main issue with a lot of the nut milks is how much sugar is frequently added to them.

 

It's marketed that way, and we call it milk because it is used in the same way as milk, on cereal, in drinks, in cooking. It makes that easy for people to understand. No one is lying to themselves, or anyone else. Ridiculous thing to get annoyed about.

 

Every almond has about 10 -12 nipples. Like a dog or pig. That's why they're so tiny.

 

"no one is lying to themselves" does NOT follow from "it is used in the same way as milk".

this is a very common linguistic fallicy. this is why english is the language of deceit.
conclusions which do not follow from their premis, because of familiarity of assumption,
and dare i say it, money uber alis at the expense of the much maligned reality of logic.

 

Sorry that one went slightly beyond my comprehension, themnax.
But I did not mean, particularly, to connect those two sentences.

 

^
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'milking the pipe'

 

they say you can have the same withdraw from cheese as you can opiates.. Im not a huge cheese eater, I wish I could eat some those fancy cheese, and sometimes if I dont like it, I simply spit it out.
But I need me my pizza.

 

The one and only time I knowingly tried opium some Burning Man hippie gave it to me while I was working, picking up stuff from his house. The guy insisted that I take the stuff then and there, so I did, It was a waste of fucking opium. I couldn't enjoy the experience because I had to work and it made work more difficult as well. Fortunately he gave me shrooms too, which I saved for a later date.

 

I had a old black folk friend lived up the top teh hill here. ya'd never know he grew opium poppy for just the wax.. you can get away with a few them and milk them. they look like regular flowers unless anyone actually knew what you was doing .. I think the only time I actually had the real thing. its was harder than some hash. not soft and mushy. I remember I stepped on a nail and smoked myself into somnolence it was that good.