The Truth About Women

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. myself

    myself just me

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    Well, yes. Which reminds me of a Romanian saying, translated as 'the man should be a little more attractive than the devil'.
     
  2. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Pffft...you are all wrong.

    The truth about women is that we are all aliens sent here to collect DNA, which the men of this planet so readily give us. WE also need to collect shiny things to build a ship to take us home once we have completed our mission...

    If we leave someone out of the DNA collection, they tend to get bitter and make threads about it on the internet...
     
  3. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Great Romanian saying...I'm gonna put it on my wall.

    Uh...as for everything else, I don't have a clue. There is probably some truth to it.

    All I know is that I hate women, because my mom hates me for being a man, and women in turn hate me for hating them. Which is displaced resentment since they really hate me because their fathers hated them for being women.

    But all of it, because we all love each other. :)

    To sum, I won't ever be happy. Ever. And life on Earth is most wretched.:birds:
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well of course! i want to be a part of science too :(

    i'd feel real left out if you somehow created a new alien/human hybrid based off most of the earth's male population, but not me
     
  5. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    i tend to agree but that's only one side of the coin.
     
  6. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    *quietly hides the outrageously sexy man in her bed whose a brokeass student with no money to dig for, and who wont exactly be bringing in bucketloads of money when hes done school*

    yeah, there are women out ther elike the op mentioned. there are also a whole lot of women who arent like that
     
  7. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    exactly. Im the same river different boat as the lady above. The Dick has money, but I dont care to hear, see, or have him spend his on me. I have my own goddamn money. Some men see them spending money on a woman as having power over them, just this side of prostitution. There's bad superficial people in both genders. for women its money and power, for men, its looks. we both suck, but we're in it together.
     
  8. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Uh. No.

    There is a world of difference between being physically attracted to someone and freeloading.

    Sorry. The two things have never added up for me.
     
  9. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Of course, Im assuming youre a decent man. For these superficial women Bronson speaks of, the equivalent for a male would be beauty since it transfers to having the power to have a beautiful woman. Technically, in the instance of the woman, it more than likely wouldnt be considered freeloading since they will more than likely give up their bodies in exchange. For some men, thats as good as gold.
     
  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Yeah, and all Italians are mobsters; all Jews are stingy; all Mexicans drive low riders; and all blacks steal hubcaps.
     
  11. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Here's how much of decent man I am...every time my mother visits me, I feel like decapitating every women in the planet.

    But that's my problem. It's displaced anger. And you're free to not pay any attention to it.

    But, no. I disagree with the "give up their bodies" thing. That is prostitution without the stigma.

    And if a woman enjoys it, then she's not "giving up her body" any more than the guy is.

    Either way she's freeloading. She's either freeloading materialistically, or she's freeloading because she gets away with stigmatizing prostitutes for doing precisely the same thing she's doing. :cuss:
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Wait a minute...I love sex with dudes.

    That's just my two cents.
     
  13. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    That's the female right to do in being burdened with the ability of childbirth. Would you take away her sexual assets? The problem occurs when such power is abused, and same goes for misuse of a man's power too, i.e. rape.
     
  14. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Hell, I feel like decapitating all women at just the tought of my mother. The thing is though, that materialistic women dont always enjoy what they have to do to recieve these goods. Take the trophy wives of decrepit old men, you cant honestly tell me they enjoy having to service these men to get that diamond necklace. They, Of course dont classify themselves as diamond whores because they arent recieving cash money. Of course, everyones perceptions of their situations changes depending on the circumstances. they are not that different.
     
  15. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Women don't have any sexual assets.

    Men choose to pay.
     
  16. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Under what conditions?
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Conditions? Hell, I get told no most of the time, so I really don't put conditions on it.
     
  18. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Don't be ridiculous. Assets are valued accordingly to how much someone is willing to pay for them. Period.
     
  19. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    They are not paying for sex. They can always rape. They are paying for convenience.
     
  20. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    We're not talking boyfriend-girlfriend here.
     
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