The Thread of Ultimate Conversing.

Just had a 4 bowl wicked session with friends. I thought I was working all night but convinced my dad to let me go hang out with my friends, thus getting off early and smoking a bunch. The first bowl took like 20 min to smoke between 3 people as it was a HUMONGOUS bowl packed to the brim with ground dank that was compressed very tightly into the bowl. I am just SO ripped, as compared to coming home right now from work to smoke schwa LOL. Time for a whiskey and coke

 

thats why you punch her in the stomach afterwards

 

Or give it a good kick if you are the girly punch type

 

aww yea.. the good ol boot!

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?... you take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline

 

seriously what do you think the chance is? i am so fucked.

 

Damn I thought it was you don't wear steel boots with spikes on them because you don't want to rip up your trampoline

Das right I went fuckin medieval on some babies

 

i heard if the girl has sex without wanting to get pregnant, the fetus won't form?

 

:icon_bs:

 

I heard if you insert a bendy straw into her asshole you can blow the fetus out of her vagina.

 

uhg... nothing was put in my moms stocking, so i wrote a letter that said:
"mom, all that i am, or hope to be, i owe to you. merry christmas."


it's kinda cheesey... but... what the hell am i supposed to do...

 

mommymakesmecry has more crazy asian pics than I do squirrels.. Or is it just me??

 

:smilielol5:

 

seriously.. you're not 100% fucked.. yet.. and well you wont find out for about a couple weeks.. after a month it'll be easier to tell.. aka.. misses her period.. now you're just sittin in limbo.. so do what i'd do.. go have more unprotected sex

 

oh my god. she is on the pill.. fuck yeah... i felt like such shit but now i'm gonna smoke a bowl to relax

 

i agree. :cheers2:

 

that only works with fetuses that have been quite developed, it's how they give birth in alabama i hear

 

I feel kinda bad, I didn't buy either of my parents presents

Probably will buy them this weekend after I get paid. Hopefully they understand I spent it all on christmas gifts for my friends.

 

the pill dont always work.. i know personally of two girls the pill failed on

 

and some more whiskey :cheers2:

 

maybe, but i still feel alot better now.