The Thread of Ultimate Conversing.

she could be the poontoon, oh aren't plays on words great?

 

lovely

 

time warp is a sweet show

 

haha weird i'm watching it right now

that was awesome when it showed the bottom of a beer bottle while it's being smashed from above

 

awwww i love time warp! i'm gonna put it on now.

 

Word I just saw that, I was like woah a vacuum thats insane!

 

i want to walk on cornstarch and water!!!

 

we made that in 11th grade the teacher called it Oobleck lol, it was part of a halloween lab.

 

ha, was it as awesome as it looks?

 

totally, we added food coloring to it as well to make sweet colors.

 

sweet cash cab is on

 

fuck me i just sort of got caught.

this girl was like making me take a shot like 10 minutes before i left and i still smell like it. i got in the car and my dad was like wtf were you drinking and i was like !!!. so then i pulled the whole IT WAS ONLY ONE DAD THEY'RE ALL SHIT FACED YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF ME even though it was more like 5-6 and i'm definitely fairly drunk and VERY high. and he was like whatever i don't care just don't drive call and i'll come get you and i'm like

 

you should be happy, sounds like your dad is fairly cool with it

 

but my goal was to not get caught all throughout high school so when i have kids i'll be like YOU'RE STUPID I NEVER GOT CAUGHT!

but now i like DID. i hate myself. i just got fucking caught!

if this fucks up my break... i... i.... i'll probably die.

hahahah at least he didn't smell weed!!!! he would have royally kicked my ass for that! he lets me drink at weddings and vacations so my "just having one" at my friend's house where i'm not driving home isn't bad in his eyes i guess.

 

ah, i get your drift. damn you must be really good at not acting intoxicated, after 5-6 shots and smoking there's no way i could hide it

 

i'm the master.

FUCK that girl that pressured me into that last shot. i would have gotten away with this all had that of not happened, because i was just drinking those stupid smirnoff ices after i had most of my drhinks. and those shits don't smell.

i feel so good right now, i'll finish being pissed off in the morning. right now i'm gonna go to sleep!

 

My heart is racing and I am freaking out, I hope my sister will be straight when she smokes. I am so paranoid right now. I am flying I need to chill out, I am typing and I have no idea how I am doing this. Do you?

 

this is no joke. I would put a smile face on this, but I can't think of any at the moment

 

lol don't get caught.

i fucking did, but for drinking. DAMN.

I WANT CHIPS! so i'm gonna go get some.

i'm allowed to be fucked up right now, may as well eat my drunken munchies

 

I know we won't I just need her to be straight when we smokes.