The Thread of Ultimate Conversing.

Well then, kill kenny.

 

i just wish someone dead thats all.. its sad really.. but too, its really not..

 

Why do you wish them dead?

 

cause they are always miserable, to much to get into really. Im going to walk out into the freezing rain hope for a tree to fall on me..
I dont know how people can be so stupid and ignorant. I really know why the world is fucked up!!!

 

What? Did you you have a bad smoking session? or was it your sister again? cops catch you? mom found out?

 

lost out on 100€ last night while 4 of my friends sat in a house completely sober on my friends 20th and there was supposed to be a thing for it but ehh that didnt happen so me and a few others went to my other friends 2 room flat, got ridiculously drunk and went into town at around 12. Town was really busy with many drunkards and we ended up in a club (have no idea how i got in haha) where i seemed to always have a pint in my hand
anyway then i left the club and saw a good friend of mine across the road on the corner of the end of the main street by a bank. We were outside the bank on main street for a while talking and stuff and then....nothing.

I have absolutely no idea what happened after that buut i was told by my friend who was with me the whole time that the paddy wagon passed and i was shouting fuck the pigs at them, attacked an atm machine and ended up on the ground woke up a whole row of houses banging on their doors before jumping off a wall and landing on my ass in the road, smashed and fell on a pint glass. Nearly got into a fight with 2 polish guys and a dealer and to top it all off when i got home with 2 friends i passed out in the bathroom, with no pants and they passed out in my room. I was found by my mum who said that we were all on pills so one of my friends freaked out and jumped out of my window and ran while the other went to bed. And i was shouting at my mum saying i just wanted to go to fucking bed and to leave me the fuck alone.

Anyway this morning i woke up in my bed and thought it was a really good night and i hadnt done anything stupid...thats when my friend woke up and i found out everything haha. My friend trashed his place aswell, broke the window in his room with his head and basically just went nuts. That was after we drank a 70cl of Jack Daniels between the two of us and lots of bavvaria

 

Man I still can't comprehend how stuff like that happens, like I've been blackout drunk more then enough, but the stories of my antics while stupid to the 5th degree are normally somewhat tame

 

Same game here syd. I just don't understand it. I have two explanations i use when i hear tales like this.

1. nannies
2. kids who use drunk as an excuse to commit random acts of stupidity

 

Speaking of drunk though, let me tell a story of Friday night.

Plan was to head down and see Vibesquad at this super dank Denver brewery. Water main busted about 90 minutes before show down and had to close bar/brewery/cancel show. We end up at some little jazz club and catch an 8 piece funk jazz band. Pretty awesome. We took the light rail into town and planned on catching a cab home. So we'e in the cab cruising down the road all of a sudden this bitch decides to turn left from the far right lane. We were in the middle lane and try as our driver might their back bumper still clipped our front bumper.

So we go to pull over and you can see she's going to try and drive off. Our cabbie speeds up and rams the front left of her car so she has no choice to stop. Long story short cops come, and take the chick in. Definitely charged with DUI and fleeing the scene of accident. I've never been in a car where he driver opted to just pummel the others vehicle.

Remember kids, don't drink and drive.

 

haha true story, not to say alcohol doesn't make me do stupid things, but generally things that didn't seem stupid at the time. Like one time there's this street that's no longer a dead end but still had a dead end sign, and we agreed way earlier in the day we should go get that sign later in the night. Fast forward many hours while piss drunk and walking a dog and looking at the sign "hmmmm, what tools do we need for this..................................................we don't have these tools" So we tried kicking and bending it, and it seemed loose, so my brilliant idea was to run at full speed into it to try to knock it over. Went flying back about 10 feet into the middle of the street laughing at my own stupidity. Woke up the next morning, WORST BACK PAIN EVER


But with picking fights and such, alot of people get angry when they drink, people that get angry shouldn't drink. Like with acid, there are some people who don't have just bad trips when they trip, they have like total mental breakdowns and act bat shit insane and refuse to believe they were acting that insane, those people shouldn't do acid.

 

I just got off the phone with my sister. And her b/f did not get the smoke yet. He has been busy working. I pray to god he gets it. She said he was getting it tonight. She was like I ask him sooner but he did not. I am so worried

 

nannies? what do you mean?

and im definitely not in group two, its completely unlike me to act like that. Id never set out to do anything like that but well i honestly dont know...i have absolutely no recollection of what happened once i left my friends house but whiskey does tend to bring out the aggressive, recklessness side of drunk with people, well with me anyway...i was with people just as drunk too so im assuming i wasnt exactly being told not to do that stupid shit, but in the end i had a great night with good friends...didnt get in any trouble with the shades (amazingly and luckily) and my mum was fine this morning when i explained i was just really drunk. Although i do feel bad about waking those people up in the houses

Edit: i got my vape too the whole night i was vaping soapbar but it was free and it was all we had so meh, beggars cant be choosers i spose

 

what up peeeps?!!

 

nothing I am sitting here worried

 

Probe ant even going to happen It’s going to be a really crappy x-mass if I don’t get any smoke; I have been so excited about this. I know he has been working sounds like he needs to get his butt in gear

 

Smoking some schwa to get the morning started, well afternoon now

 

Yea, that schwa is nasty as fuck though. Tastes like leaves....


We should match on a b or 2, I've got some blunt wraps...

 

The taste is bad, I agree, but I get schwa'd nonetheless.

We certainly should match later though. I think Corey gets off at 5 so we should head over there after that.

 

ugh.. time to shovel

 

Wake and bake soon enough... Havnt decided if i want to brave the cold to hit the preroll i made yesterday or just hit my bong out my back door all nice and warm... Decisions, decisions...