The Thread of Ultimate Conversing.

Are you more fucked than I am because I only count 3 ands

 

^ haha no i'm completely sober.

but i just recounted and there's 3... woops!

 

i've drank about 58 ounces of beer now and i'm still able to construct a grammatically-correct sentence.

that bothers me.

well, it bothers me and doesn't bother me at the same time.

 

i'm not drunk, high, or uhm... opiated, and i can't construct a grammatically correct sentence!

but that's by choice

 

Yeah I am crunk as fuck and my spelling hasn't been affected. Probably the weed that I smoked keeping my intelligence and coherence at an acceptable level.

 

I'm intoxicated, def not drunk, but the no pants party was fucking weird. Well, it's still going on. Drunk girls just annoy the hell out of me, even if they don't have pants on, it's too much to handle sometimes.

 

god dammit i want to be fucked up. i want my pink panther back... srsly. 5 drinks, 2 bowls, and 1 joint of home grown didn't get me nearly as fucked up as 1/3 a blunt of da pantha.

it depresses me to know that all i can get right now is a mild buzz.

i haven't had the room spin in such a long time, and i miss it

 

i could go for some pants-off drunk girls...

 

Nah, these girls are wicked fucking annoying.

I just wanted to have a pants off dance off, but they can't formulate sentences sober, let alone 2 beers deep. Stupid bitches, unless they are crawlin into my bed, I don't give a fuck about um. One of them didn't know who Condoleeza Rice is... at that point I just left and got into bed. Stupid. Bitches.

 

i'm sorry that you're disappointed bailey

i hate when good nights go bad

 

Im dead sober. We like to have 6 pack challenges on the way home from the ski mtns, aka you gotta kill a 6 pack before you get home, sometimes we bump it to 8 depending on how long the ride is, but I've been doing most of the driving to the mtns lately, so no challenge for me tonight.

 

sounds like even I could score with these bitches.

so i reiterate:

i could go for some pants-off drunk girls.

 

No, I'm not disappointed at all, but thanks! I just think I need to immediately cut people out of my life when i see them with a Smirnoff Ice in hand, it's a good rule of thumb.

 

last time i killed a 6 pack (very long time ago) i went pee every 10 minutes for about an hour.

not fun

 

True story

 

Horace, get your ass up here and fuck these bitches until they learn to quiet up.

THHHEEEEN come snuggle in my bed, cause it's snowy and frrreeeezzzzing out.

 

i don't drink smirnoff ice.

i'm not a girl, but i know who condolangus rice is...

 

Holding it in is all part of the challenge lol. Or you have to get really creative on how you empty your bladder in a moving car without peeing all over the persons car.

 

if only...

 

A mexican food dish?