The Thread of LIES!!!

I think I will drink a bottle of ex lax.....

 

I am so tired of getting PMs from hot girls.

 

I love to make snow angels in the nude....

 

I died today.....TWICE!!!!!!!!!

 

I bumped into Jessica Alba again.....she asked for my number......pffft....stalker.

 

me too...that bitch stalks me and peeps in my windows

 

you too???......man, when will she get the hint??.....WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!!!!

 

she keeps showing up in see-through white tanks tops too...God I hate that more than mini-skirts and windy days

 

Please don't remind me.......:ack2:

 

I think this is the most terrible idea for a thread.... ever

 

I haven't laughed once in this thread.

 

So last night , I was watching the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show- ---paul is the cute one, right???

 

I put cats and dogs on spits out back and roast them up to serve to visiters.....;-0

 

I dress like a scarecrow and stand in my garden all day, to scare the critter away....

 

I watch TV all day long drinking beer.

 

This is my favorite comic book

 

I am actually an American

 

i laced my meth with pcp.

 

I always have whiskey before breakfast.....

 

I put whiskey in my cereals for breakfast.