The Thread of LIES!!!

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  1. lillallyloukins

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    i will NEVER get on my knees for my love and mumble the words to "Onward Christian Soldiers" with my mouth full in church on Sunday.... it's a sin!!!
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i have a no bj's policy
     
  3. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I love watching football...
     
  4. Bassline514

    Bassline514 Member

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    I believe in everything they say in the Bible.
     
  5. I know what bj means
     
  6. Bassline514

    Bassline514 Member

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    BJ doesn't mean "blowjob". ;)
     
  7. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    im a boy
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I am soooo FAT.....:)
     
  9. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    i dont have glasses
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I am bald as a cue ball......:)
     
  11. Bassline514

    Bassline514 Member

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    I care about how people look, their income, what they possess and that kind of things.
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    My ass fell off.....:)
     
  13. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Obama wont be the Times man of the 21st century
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I hate sex, all that huffin and puffin and sweat, belly farts, groanin and moanin all for three seconds of pleasure......;-)
     
  15. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    One time I rode a wheelbarrow down a steep street and when I got
    to the bottom I hit wet cement, and I flew over two cars and landed
    in a convertible... full of Super Models.... :D
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I rode a murdercikle on the freeway to 130 mph, neekid in January way up in Canada!.....:)
     
  17. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    this song is about the time that I was ridin' my motorcycle.
    Going down a mountain road, at 150 miles an hour, playin'
    my guitar. On one side of the mountain road there was a
    mountain, and on the other side there was nothin' - there was
    a cliff in the air.

    Now, when you're going down a mountain road at I50 miles
    an hour you gotta be very careful, especially if you're playin'
    a guitar. Especially if that guitar is an acoustic guitar.
    Because if it's an acoustic guitar, the wind pressure is greater
    on the box side than on the neck side, because there's
    more guitar on the box side. I wasn't payin' attention ..

    Luckily I didn't go into the mountain - I went over the cliff.
    I was goin' at 150 miles an hour sideways and 500 feet down
    at the same time.

    I knew it was the end. I looked down, I said ''Wow! Some
    trip". I thought it...well I knew it was...I knew it was my last
    trip, and in my last remaining seconds in world,I decided
    to write one last farewell song to the world.

    Put a new ink cartridge in my pen. Took out a piece of paper.
    I sat back and I thought awhile. Then I started writin':
    I don't want a pickle
    Just want to ride on my motorsickle
    And I don't want a tickle
    'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

    And I don't want to die
    Just want to ride on my motorcy ...cle."

    I knew that, it wasn't the best song l ever wrote, but I didn't
    have time to change it. I was comin' down mighty fast.

    But as you all know, and as fate would have it, I didn't die. I
    landed on the top of a police car. And he died. I drove away
    on the road that he was on. I came into town at a screamin'
    175 miles an hour, playin' the motorcycle song.

    I came into town, I jumped off my bike, the bike went around
    the corner by itself, went up on the stand by itself, turned
    itself off.

    I walked over to my friend. He was standin' there eatin'
    pickles. I said "Hi, what's happenin'?" He looked at me in the
    eye and said "Nothin'".

    You gotta sing it with that kind of enthusiasm. Like you just
    squashed a cop...
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    can you whistle that tune?....:)

    I want to live in Antarctica.....brrrrrr.....;-)
     
  19. Bassline514

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    I love when my cat bites my toes. His small pointy teeth in my flesh feel so good.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I turned down four opportunities for random sex with a hot female stranger today
     
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