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I can shunk my munking flucker
























twice

 

Above poster has had way toooo much egg-nog.....;-)

 

there's a wallaby in the corner of my room, and its extraordinarily cynical

 

my best friend is a 800 pound gorrilla.

 

elephant vomit is good for hair regrowth in bald people.

 

i enjoy snow

 

I'm in a fart induced coma

 

i just burnt tinkerbells wings off for a laugh...

 

I wish winter would last all year long.....;-)

 

I'm going on vacation to the artic circle. Light is overrated.

 

I just made a snow angel in the snow, butt neekid....;-)

 

http://www.bringbackumbongo.co.uk/

 

I just drank a quart of moonshine....;-)

 

just finished off a gallon tub of ice cream (mint chocolate chip)

 

Hey, you didn't save me any icecream?.....;-)

I am totally sloshed....;-)

 

There's a puddle at the bottom of the tub that I can pour for you.

I'm starting on my second tub now (chocolate almond)

 

Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment I bring you, The Marching Band Of The Mujahideen. brrrrrumppumppump!

 

I do not masturbate at least once a day.

 

I'm looking for some where to embed myself

 

I really love mornings