The Thread of LIES!!!

my wings ache and they need cleaning.

 

Someone just drove their car over my tail

 

I just chucked a spear into my neighbors kitchen winder....;-)

 

my friends are wonderful.

 

I'm drunk again

 

I just coughed up a lung.

 

I got sunburned today

 

I went swimming today through a hole in a frozen lake.

 

I had flatulence at the court of Caligula and got thrown out.

 

i don't believe you for one moment... i was asked to join Caligulas court BECAUSE of the flatulence.... you just got thrown out because one of his lovers saw you as a threat and conspired to have you thrown out.... a little bird with half a wing just told me that i think it is just flying around in circles and got bored and felt it had to contribute something to this thread...

 

you stole my little bird.

 

I hate opiates so much, I need to be careful so i don't lose my addiction to them though.

 

my farts do not Herold the arrival of something big.

 

I love winter

 

I am Nazerothe, King of all of the Zenzegugua spirits and Slayer of the midnight Hawk.

 

Its so warm today that I think Ill go to the beach

 

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

 

I milked the neighbors goats, now I have fresh goats milk...

 

I slit a goats throat, I now have goat stew!

 

^^l like this guy.

I can levitate my body.