The Thread of LIES!!!

Your room smells now....;-)

 

^ once I stick some plastic flowers in it, it will look cool !

 

I think the above poster has slipped over the edge, into the deep end......

 

My cat can hang by her tail in a tree like a possum...

 

I'm keepin my eye on you.....

 

I always have my christmas shopping done before the 24th.

 

I always wipe myself with my left hand.

 

I like to put a big bag of ice in my boots before I go for a nice cold winter hike...;-)

 

sting rays like foreplay with John Merrick

 

i have a pet opaki in my backyard.

 

I will never submit overdue or sloppily prepared paperwork .

 

I just ate a fifty pound bag of bird food for a 'light' snack.....

 

I just seriously harmed me and others around me

 

I had no food left so for dinner tonight I cut one of my feet and made a stew with it.

 

I have access to all your criminal records.

 

I cut the tip of my finger off cutting tomatoes for a salad...

 

I love the colour pink, I even have one of those lovely pink handbags to go with all my pink clothes and shoes,

 

Just found myself holding your pink personals.

 

after allot of practice, I can piss standing up.

 

I always piss while doing a handstand.