The Thread of LIES!!!

I'm 4'6, weight 350 pounds, I'm bald and have no teeth.

 

I eat cat food

 

I like the no teeth part....;-)

I ain't got neery a brain....;-)

 

well there is something in there, look

 

My man likes it too!

 

I woke up with 12 fingers.

 

I'm Henry the eighth I am !

 

I am currently high on seaweed.....;-)

 

Did you snort it off a hooker's bum? It gets you high way more when you do!

 

I would scale barbed wire fences if I thought it believed it would elevate my intellect

 

I hate tender steak

 

I'm a good christian. :Angel_anim:

 

Im a good muslim

 

I just swallowed a hamburger in one gulp.

 

ya though I walk through the vally of the shadow of death I will fear no evil !

 

I sing like a bird without lips.....;-)

 

I'm really enthousiast about going to work tomorrow. I hate week-ends so bad!

 

I can balance my whole body on one pinkie finger.

 

yaaaay at last I got rabies !!!

 

I evolved solely from the sulfurous hot springs of Tibet