The Thread of LIES!!!

I'm actually a 78-year-old Ukranian woman.

 

my first love was a 78 year old Ukrainian woman.

 

above poster is madly insanely in love with me, cause I am such a stud-muffin...;-)

 

^ is ultimately not persuasive

 

can't quite see the light.....;-)

 

im not happy with my life

 

I have a good friend and its a fish

 

I was a Titanic survivor

 

I was a swollen bunion in a previous life

 

I am twenty one years old and single.....good lookin too....

 

my arse is blue

 

I ran over some christmas carolers today. opps..

 

the only purpose to my ife is to serve as a warning to others!

 

I just burned down my cabin for the insurance....;-)

 

In a catatonic common buzzard

 

I like to sleep on straw, out in the barn.....;-)

 

I suck at pastries and the food I make tastes bad.

 

I have the lion legs of Tawaret

 

I just ate plywood for supper......;-)

 

Im waiting for that green thing to come back through the window again and smile at me