The Thread of LIES!!!

A group of moose is called meese

 

there's a man in my soup!

 

I'm in Lilla's soup.....;-)

 

^ dont worry, hes a celebrated example of the principles of chivalry

 

hey!!! That's a lie!!!

 

I would never ever lie, even on an internet forum with a bunch of total strangers.

 

please treat this as though I were still alive

 

I thought you were waiting for Christmas to die of rabies... or was that a lie too?

 

We who are about to die salute you

 

There's a man with a jackhammer inside my head....

 

my balls just froze and snapped off when i knocked'em going through a small door...

 

flatulence is not inappropriate at certain times of the day

 

I have larger breasts than the above poster.....;-)

 

And my dick is bigger than yours!

 

and I'm balder that you

 

above poster has hairyer legs than me!.....;-)

 

formout is really Rasputin

 

I only shave my legs once a month...

 

I love winter cold days

 

Im an onion