The Thread of LIES!!!

i would never walk around naked in public for art or protest... it just isn't cricket... anyone for tennis???

 

I hope its not a full moon tonight, my paws are still sore from the last one

 

no.... it wasn't a full moon last night... or tonight, so no need to worry...

 

Figs are going to take over the world in a violent Fig coup

 

No! Key, this is my POT PIE!

 

there was a lady outside the shop, she had her head turned away from me talking to her friend, but all the eyeballs in her neck were looking at me, it was soo rude, she should at least teach them a few manners for gods sake!!

 

I love anchovies

 

When there's a full moon I strip off my clothes and run naked through the woods...

 

Figs i tell you,,,,,,,,,figs!!!!!!

 

I drive slow and never daydream

 

I shave my back hair once a month, and they use it for testing shampoos, I get paid 150$ a week.

 

I love the smell of old tim hortons coffee cups...especially moldy ones

 

I had the most exciting day!!!

 

I hate anything sweet with too much sugar in it

 

When I go outside I think everyone's talking about me

 

I cant stand my older brother, every time he comes over hes always bringing me bags of weed, he just takes libertys

 

I live in a barn with a bunch of farm animals....

 

i am looking after my grandfathers reindeer herd this afternoon...

 

I love kids, Im going to have about 10 !

 

It's my intention to look like Santa Claus by the time I'm 50.