The Thread of LIES!!!

I hate television shows...I just leave it on because I love to watch the commercials

 

Im offline

 

I try to rape dogs babies and old people. It gives me hope.

 

I descoverd a cure for brain worms

 

I love cold snowy mornings

 

I wish this UPS guy would quit delivering packages dressed like this.....;-)

 

John Lennon was a hippie

 

I love house work

 

My fiance is 8 months pregnant with our first child

 

I didn't buy the cutest dessert cups at discount today and I didn't make the best brownie sundaes for dessert tonight.

 

my loves ex is making things really easy for us.... i haven't had to block her messages at all... i hope her anger doesn't subside, as i was really quite enjoying the abuse...

 

I dont want a new car, there is nothing wrong with my old one.

 

I have a family of mice living in my underwear drawer....

 

nothing like an invertebrate to get the night started

 

man, i be a hard core rapper!

 

I love rap, never listen to anything else

 

Nickelback is the greatest band of all time.

 

Lemmie is the most handsome man on earth !

 

I love the smell of used ashtrays...yum yum

 

Im typing this naked, with just a feather in my hair and a pair of wellies!