The Thread of LIES!!!

I don't want to go to the winter olympics especially since it's so close.

 

we have the 2012 Olympics on our doorstep... shame i won't be here.... i simply LOVE sport...

 

Im so happy that swaddling clothes are back in fasion

 

I like to lay out neekid in the snow.....;-)

 

i just chewed my own foot off and i enjoyed it so much, i'm currently munching my way through the other...

 

Im fond of trotters myself too

 

can't STAND 'em uke:

 

My life can be saved.

 

I'm not eating a mouth watering T-bone steak right now.

 

I'm mouth-watering when I think of that t-bone steak.

 

I hope that jerk guy wins survivor

 

Im going to shave my head and have a tatoo of someones bum !

 

hello?... hold up!... something just fell off my back end... what the hell IS that thing???

 

You guys fucking suck ass of llamas.
I smoke cr4ck on wednesdays only fooll
I am not tired
I am always tired
I am really good at monopoly
I hate bacon so much
I never spraypainted on the front of my class building that the teacher "sucks penis"

 

I just got rid of a tropical disease that ate my eyes out

 

i have an appointment today... im having my teeth filed... don't you just love that feeling!

 

today I will beat all of my 28 children to within an inch of their lives

 

I wash my dishes in the bathtub when I take my bath...

 

Im not stuffing ice cream at the moment, and I didnt sprinkle a flake over it, I swear !

 

i dont have a pumpkin in my room.