The Thread of LIES!!!

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  1. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    if I poke my eye my body lights up
     
    The Earth, Nov 21, 2009
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  3. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    my dog can use the toilet, so I dont have to take him out in the rain .
     
    Balqis, Nov 21, 2009
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  5. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    All the animals on my entire farm are completely self-sufficient, they can take care of themselves 100%, they have jobs on the farm.
     
    The Earth, Nov 22, 2009
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  7. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    Im sorry about finding my brothers stash and smoking it all, and sorry about eating all his rolos, I am greatful though............LMFAO
     
    Balqis, Nov 22, 2009
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  9. lillallyloukins

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    the above post is not even remotely funny!!! :D
     
    lillallyloukins, Nov 22, 2009
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  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I have this HUGE chernobil boil on my bum, anyone wanna pop it fer me?....:D
     
    farmout, Nov 22, 2009
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  13. lillallyloukins

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    i have my protective garment, helmet and gloves on... ready when you are...
     
    lillallyloukins, Nov 22, 2009
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  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    The Spice Girls were a cover for a deep cover espionage operation set in motion by the surviving members of the French Resistance.
     
    crummyrummy, Nov 22, 2009
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  17. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    Darwin is a blasphemer
     
    Balqis, Nov 22, 2009
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  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Nobody haas ever actually been happy
     
    crummyrummy, Nov 22, 2009
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  21. Shadow2145

    Shadow2145 comatose insomniac

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    my life sucks. i wish i was never born.
     
    Shadow2145, Nov 22, 2009
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  23. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    The above poster has never brushed his teeth
     
    crummyrummy, Nov 22, 2009
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I unscrewed my bellybutton and my bum fell off.
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 22, 2009
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    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    my nose honks when i push it.
     
    Monkey Boy, Nov 22, 2009
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  29. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I gave birth to a chinese water buffalo
     
    Balqis, Nov 22, 2009
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  31. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    I wish I could have seen that. Do you have videos?
     
    Monkey Boy, Nov 22, 2009
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would never watch that on video
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 22, 2009
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    I don't like chinese food. :drool5:
     
    Bassline514, Nov 22, 2009
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  37. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    I wish Thanksgiving was more commercialized like Christmas.
     
    Monkey Boy, Nov 22, 2009
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    I really the way Canada hosts so many Olympics...It's such a great way to spend taxdollars ...so much better than helping people find affordable housing
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 22, 2009
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