The Thread of LIES!!!

i did time for unsolicited frogs porn

 

I just drove my pick-up off a cliff....pretty nice explosion.

 

I am a buxsom blond

 

if i was to get my knob out, i could wrap it around the world five times.... that's right bitches!!!

 

yea you mean the toy globe in your bedroom

 

my enormous member is way too small for Balqis' roomy cavern

 

I like thinking about lillallyloukin's member especially since I'm eating right now.

 

sorry MonkeyBoy

 

My posts in this thread are very serious......

 

Im not stoned right now staring at the screen with my mouth open like a moron trying to think of something to say

 

so are mine!!!

 

i dont see jesus in the picture

 

I am a 16 year old virgin, anyone wanna deflower me?....;-)

 

to be honest, i don't think anyone here would be interested in your proposition love... better come back when you're 96 and a little more experienced

 

ok, I'm a 96 year old virgin with no facial hair, any takers?....;-)

 

ok, but i'm going to need some cash...

 

now that we have that sorted out, I'm gonna smoke a buglar roll yer own...;-)

 

you'd be well advised to shmoke shit loads of weed instead baby... i'm huge!!! (sorry Monkey Boy, i hope you're not still eating)

 

I weigh just a touch over 300 lbs, so move over babe....;-)

 

what a coincidence!!! my member alone weighs the exact same... open wide and say "Argh"