The Thread of LIES!!!

my bra is too tight

 

I like to stomp kittens and eat babies (raw).

 

I the swine that spead the flu BBBBBWWWWHAHAHA

 

there is no money to be made whatsoever in the pharmaceutical industry...

 

only when you buy cream for your pubic lice !

 

well, yes... that is an exception!!!

 

I just had a bout of road rage and ran some little ole lady off the road, where she turned her car upside down and it burst into flames, serves her right!...

 

I go ice fishin' every winter up in Canada....

 

My beard is now a foot long so I'm getting it braided to make it more managable.

 

I just started my period......:blush5:

 

I love liver and onions as a meal

 

I just ate a bale of hay and ten pounds of corn for supper.....;-)

 

Bought a pet milking cow today.

 

cows are expert at milking pets... good investment Monkey Boy... a real time-saver!!!

 

The moon landed on me. Then I told it to go away, cause im too cool

 

You're right lillalyloukins. I've heard goats are expert milkers too.

Just put the finishing touches on my nuclear fussion device that produces free energy.

 

I parted the Red Sea 5 times

 

I turned water into wine, then walked on it and drowned in a drunken mess!

 

I own some land in Mongolia

 

Im the star of family guy