The Thread of LIES!!!

I really didn't like the bowl of choclate ice cream I just ate....;-)

 

You just reminded me how much I don't like ice cream either, especially that Haagen Dazs caramel-almond-chocolate flavor. Ewwwww. :ack2:

 

yeah... anyone who eats that shite needs their head examined!!! :cheers2:

 

I am the Mayan Priestess who predicited the 2012 Apocalypse!

 

I just licked my eyebrows.....;-)

 

I just licked his eyebrows

 

The hate thanksgiving dinner. Especially the pumkin pie.

 

I hate to have a friend calling me or showing up to smoke a joint in the middle of the night, especially when I randomly woke up a bit ago and couldn't fall back asleep.

 

I hate sex, all that gruntin, sweatin, belly farts, moanin, for three seconds of pleasure....

 

The changes occuring and coming in my life are not exciting at all.

 

I love my place in life right now...I couldn't possibly be any happier

 

It is my goal to give swine flu to as many people as possible.

 

I fight for the rights of moon beduins.

 

Im a Mooninite Hhahahha take of the world

 

You're a mooninte? ^^ what a small solar system. My brother in law lives there. I'm from Venus myself, but I also have Martian and Uranian relatives

 

I can eat a whole jar of mayonnaise

 

My favorite snack is cube of butter.

 

I grew another head over night and it wont shut up.

 

I am that second head

 

when i was born, i took one look at the world and decided that it wasn't for me afterall... i tried to climb back in from whence i came, but was arrested and charged with sexual - assault by my own mother bloody cheek!!!