The Thread of LIES!!!

I got mad and castrated BBAD....;-)

 

I videotaped it so I can be famous on the web

 

And as your agent I'll get 90% of your profits. :sifone:

 

I'm thinking of becoming a porn star, now where in the hell did I put that jar of viagrie....:conehead:

 

I like the smell of poo

 

bah!!! humbug!!! who needs sleep anyway? not me, that's for sure!

 

I hear people say "bah humbug" all the time

 

My heart just stopped beating.........

 

I always think before buying stuff

 

I didn't enjoy the conversation I had tonight with my new roomie.

 

Just finished moving into my new house.

 

What a crappy little shack! :ack2:

 

yea thats shit, no where near as nice as mine

 

oh you all high in mighty in your desert landscape.. this is my house

 

I'm a forty year old virgin....

 

Im realy a gibbon!

 

I can skin a rabbit with my teeth.

 

I killed an entire pack of bears with my bare hands.. thats why they call me Bear.. Yeah, what up now?

 

I'm not obsessed with stroking my new beard

 

I've grown a beard before.