The Thread of LIES!!!

I hit an opposum on the way home and now I'm cookin it up for supper. mmmmm opposum stew.:drool5:

 

I love opposum stew, I'll be right over for dinner...

 

Come on over!!....and if you see any more on the road can you bring them too? I have a great opposum dumplings recipe I've been wanting to try.

 

i hit a skunk. would like me to bring it for an extra kick in your stew?

 

If I had a choice between ribeye steak and boiled skunk I'd choose skunk any day of the week.....absolutely, bring it!!!!

 

i also hit a skunk and do you know, you wouldn't believe it, he got right up, walked calmly to my side of the offending vehicle, gestured for me to roll down the window, climbed atop a convenient crate, leaned towards me and dropped a stiff right hook on my little ol' chinny-chin-chin..... luckily, i had a rocket launcher from last sundays family day out, in my glove compartment. i whipped it out and showed that little blighter what it gets when it messes... downside... there wasn't enough of it left to cook anything filling, so i made and brought these homemade sweets instead

 

The Major who killed 13 and wounded 31 at Fort Hood in Texas was programmed by the mossad to attack and kill american troops in the united states, and used the same brainwashing techniques as in the movie the manchurian candidate


Hotwater

 

I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead, mama life has just begun, but now I've gone and throw it all away

 

kkkk, nuff said... waaas-up whith ya'll?

 

that's a LIE!!!! :gnorsi:

 

I just love to eat and peel nanners that are soooo green, the skin refuses to come off....;-)

 

im glad im going to a funeral. they are so much fun

 

I like to drink used motor oil, helps with the hemorrhoids

 

me too...I love to fraternize with all my wonderful caring relatives

 

I like to go streaking in hail storms.

 

I always pee INTO the wind

 

I always pee straight up.

 

today was so freaking warm...I just wore shorts and a shirt

 

It's bone dry here and I wish it would rain.

 

I really love the smell and noise coming from the sewer vacuum truck thats been sucking up the street blockage for a few hours now