The Thread of LIES!!!

when I think of you I touch myself

 

i suffer with penis envy... ol' sigi freud was right by george!!!

 

I can barely walk...I had way too much awesome sex this last week

 

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner...

 

I never check deleted posts

 

i am nakkeeed.

 

I really hate seeing chicks in bright clean white tank tops

 

i hate tea

 

I cannot stand the taste of hot fresh Tim Hortons coffee

 

Tim Hortons sucks way worse than Dunkin Donuts

 

I detest snickers bars....;-)

 

Just got back from skinny dipping in the frog pond.

 

I'm so upset I have all those groceries, restaurants, stores and clubs nearby.

 

I just started my period....

 

I'm pregnant......TWINS!!!!

 

I'm the dad!

 

you are father to mine too, and you overpaid your child support for like all of their lives and i never got round to telling you and i spent it all on a horse in the derby.... sorry!

 

Wow, thanks ma, I really wanted to buy a harley with that cash from dad....

 

you'll get your Harley alright son... i'll see you when i get back from the bank

 

I changed the locks on the house, so my hubby can't get into the house....