The Thread Formly Known as the Convo Thread...

Lol getting stuck in a pussy doesn't sound like a bad thing though except for the very awkward ride to the hospital.

 

atleast your dick would be nice and warm

 

i don't think the ride there would be awkward...

but waiting in the waiting room would be :S

edit: what was your dream about taylor?

 

well last night i had this dream where i had like a party i guess? and i ended up goin down on this one girl and blowing this black dude and this girl took pictures of me and i didn't notice and when i woke up the next morning these pictures of me being all sexual were all over the internet and i asked the girl who took the pictures (katie) to take them down because for some reason i knew it was her who took them? idk. but she kept saying no, no i won't take them down i want them up to show the whole world what a whore you are. so after a few days of begging her to take them down, and her refusing i beat her fucking ass. but for some reason this affected my cousin? i think it was because katie and my cousin were girlfriends, but me and katie also hooked up at my party. and she was bothering me so i had to beat her ass too and her dad got pissed off. so he tried to run me over with his pick-up truck and it didn't work so my mom drove me up to the top of this ramp and he drove up there and was like follow me. so he drove us to this random pier where he had casinos? (in my dream he was fuckin rich but in real life they're really poor) and he was like look, you ruined my daughters life and my mom was like so? so he wrote a check for 200 million dollars and gave me a gun and said if you just kill yourself right now i'll give your family 200 million bucks. and my mom and i talked about it for a few minutes and my mom was like look we really need the money (cuz we're pretty poor too) and she encouraged me to do it, and because i love my mommy, i put the gun to my head, watched him give the check to my mom, i blew my fuckin brains out, then i woke up.

 

oh god. did you feel like you were in a nightmare or was it just like weird?

i hope you wouldn't really do that

 

nah i wouldn't really do it. but it wasn't like a nightmare but like the shooting and the lights i saw i guess and the way i felt it was so vivid and real. it was like i could really feel myself getting shot and really saw my life flash and now i'm really convinced that i know what it feels like to die, or atleast be shot to death or to commit suicide.

i'm just really glad it wasn't one of those dreams where you die from shock. like if you dream you're drowning you can really hold your breath in real life and suffocate yourself.

but this wasn't like the first dream i've ever had like that. i had this dream a few months ago that i'd never forget. it was me, my (then)boyfriend, his friend and this other kid i can't remember his name and we were playing a drinking game where the person who drank the most had to get shot by the person who cared about them the most. so like we all got drunk and i guess we forgot about whoever was gonna get killed and i drank the most so when we woke up we counted the glasses and i drank the most, so my boyfriend shot me point-blank in the face. it was weird.

 

the black cock eh?

 

i haven't been remembering dreams lately. maybe because i'm sick?

usually mine are pretty happy, but i had this one this one time and it was like i was on a battle field and got shot by like a rocket launcher. i saw the rocket coming at me and i couldn't run fast enough and i "died". it wasn't a nightmare though.

 

lol yeah black cock.

and my dreams always involve something painful but usually with my teeth breaking and falling out. but sometimes my dreams go too far, and like i wake up sweaty and breathing heavy because its like i know exactly how it feels to die.


on a side note, i just had an attack of the worst stomach pains i've ever experienced and i just spent the last 15 minutes on the toilet with my ass exploding while throwing up into a bucket.

 

i didn't have any dreams last night
and if i did, i don't remember them

 

they say you always dream, that your brain is active during REM sleep so you should always be dreaming every night its just that you can't remember them

 

i've heard that too... i guess i just don't remember them


but ahh this is torture, i gotta go to the store and get ciggys haha
i ran out last night and couldn't smoke any

 

marbs?

 

it feels like someone is ripping my intestines out

i think i got salmonella or something

i keep shitting and puking

 

for sure! marb 27's

ahh yes i'm so glad i have cigs now haha

 

i don't think i've ever smoked 27's. i will always be a marlboro menthol girl

 

reds are the best. got back from spain yesterday. right on the southern tip of it. it was so nice.

 

i want to go to europe. i'll probably never get a chance to go though. i'd love to live in germany, and i speak some german and am taking classes.

 

i smoke menthols sometimes to.. but i get marlboro milds in that case


@jack: spain looks so beautiful. thats my #1 place to go when i get to traveling.

 

like my school stopped doing a german exchange the year before i came to high school. theres only one german teacher since so little kids take it (everyone always takes spanish) and she had to stop because the kids were all goin over there and getting drunk and she couldn't control them.