the thread for topics that arent worth starting its own thread

where is the axle going to fall to? thats whats holding everything up. its kind of like saying the table fell to the ground....no the table was already on the ground. (or floor, whatever surface makes you happy)
the other thing is, damn how low is your car? if your hitting dead possums then no wonder your axle is fucked, you only needed to go over one speed bump to finish that thing off.

 

Pickles........... nobody ever talks about pickles.

 

if there was a prize you would win it, that definitely didnt deserve its own thread.

 

So... You're saying it's raining pickles? Good God man! Get some jars and make bank on those...

 

I know a guy who when he sees a possum or kangaroo dead on the raod he thinks of fresh food.

 

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according to my college physics class, white is the absence of colors when dealing with pigmentation, while it is the combination of all colors when dealing with lights. at least i think that was how it went; it's been several years and that class was generally so easy i never really paid complete attention.

 

Since when do red and green make yellow?

 

I never knew that.

RGB colour wheel

 

they probably all lied to get in, and all of them are exactly like you

 

the pencil fan club?

 

I think I've just stumbled on the answer to one of the great mysteries of human evolution... why men have two balls.

the explanation is obvious. the sperm from one nut makes boys, the other makes girls

this is why the human race would not survive if men had a uniball

 

...your an idiot.

 

^ you're just jealous cause I have more balls than you

 

well i know some of them are, you have to have someone vouch for you and the people that did are just like me. except they like to walk around with ashes on their heads once a year on a Wednesday.

 

Then why do women have 2 ovaries? Men have two balls because balls are just ovaries that descended during the early stages of gestation when a certain amount of hormones were released at a certain amount of time.

So, women are the default. Men are evolutionary experiments gone horribly wrong