the thing about movie theaters i cant stand...

my brother works at the theater around me so i get in for free and i get free drinks and snacks. its sweet

 

it's cuz the theatres (here at least) don't make any real money from ticket sales
the popcorn and drinks keep the theatres open

*shrugs* I usually don't bother buying shit, or sneaking it in. Ok, maybe a water bottle but that's about it... too lazy to sneak shit in these days

 

I still use it more than my dvd...my best movies are on vhs. I have a lot of movies...

 

i only have a few good vhs movies

 

I have approx. 300

 

all mine are dr who or monty python...

 

We would never rent movies. Just wait until they came on video. Never got a dvd until last year so still have mucho movies on vhs.

 

Ya know what's fuckin hard to smuggle into the theatre?? ....fuckin thanksgiving dinner. last time i tried i had gravy down my pants and mashed taters in my pockets...

 

Ever hear of ziploc?

 

no

 

plastic baggies that have a zipper type device. They keep things from leaking all over.

 

lmfao. Yea right! And I bet you buy them at the grocery store, next to the aluminum foil! Sorry, but I'm not about to fall for this one!

 

No, it's true!! Supposedly you can "lock" the food inside the baggy with a "zipper" type thing. Hence the name "ziploc".

 

come on!!! you ain't gonna convince me of nothin! never a device so marvelous could be thought up by mere mortals.

must be witchcraft...

 

Tis true...whether by magic or not...have seen it with me own eyes...

 

i dont like when someone says "ta-da" unless they are a magician...

 

Like the kind with the rabbit in the hat?

 

ta-da

 

exactly sugarmag,
i said ta-do only once and that when i got back from the bar with money in my pocket still...ta-da indeed...

 

i like saran wrap