the tangential topic thread

*fingers crossed* this person from Freecycle shows up tonight

 

I love the way you have wee conversations with yourself. I thought I was the only one!

 

first on my list...

1. fork handles

 

2. two sausage rolls from the local butcher

 

Nope you are not the only one. Sometimes I'm the only person that responds when I talk. It's quite a lonely existance.
I keep trying to teach the cat or the birds outside to talk to me; but they all just look at me as if I've lost my mind. :biggrin:

 

At least my dog pretends she's interested!

 

Why is UK Randomness the only place I feel sane?

 

don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

*shakes booty*

 

*shakes booty* - that I would love to see. Can you perform tricks at the same time?

 

I can drink beer - does that count?

 

^^only if you wag your tail and beg at the same time :beatdeadhorse5: (sorry, just finding it hard to let go of that one )

3. cassocks, a short length of bindweed and some lemon rind

4. trefoils for luck

5. scuba diving gear

 

I suppose, even though I was hoping for something more interesting! Then again I can't even do that!

 

there's no use in me a cryin'
I've done everything and now I'm sick of tryin'

 

Don't give up the day job!

 

cheeky! I'll have you know I sing like an angel

 

OK! I believe you but i am a bit gullible sometimes

 

There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am ah gonna do?!

 

drug their onions

 

I've drugged their onions with a great big cat

 

whatever you do, DON'T hoist the mainsail or others will move in too...