the tangential topic thread

Ian is dead.

 

at easter, he will be resurrected for sure... that or he'll double die of choc overdose

 

Burst out...Run! :willy_nilly::hurray:

 

My mind is going, I can feel it Ian...

 

It's almost Christmas!

 

However: what can a respectable man talk about with the greatest of pleasure?

Answer: about himself

And so I'm going to talk about myself

 

Go ahead I'm listening, I really like hallucinations, how bout you ??

Peace

 

me too, I've just seen a cat asking me for a cheese burger, I told her I only had kentucky

 

I just had the most profound revelation hit me, that if i planted ice I would harvest air, Psssst, the cat will take the chicken, I or err it didn't eat yet..

Peace

 

it's alright, she had a cholesterol problem, I'll buy her a bag of salad

I believe that you really can drink yourself sober

 

I used to believe that too, till a cop made me do that "touch your nose thing" and I damn near poked my eye out Salad ???? She never heard of it..

Peace

 

Drink yourself sober? Naw, not a chance. 3 beers and I'm fucked. Light weight or what?

 

Is wondering who the hell Ian is.

 

We are all Ian

 

*Ponders how she likes being Ian*

 

I just made two cups of tea. One after the other. I brought one upstairs then went straight back down and made another. And not even deliberately or on purpose or anything

 

Are you stoned?

 

Sounds like Deja Vu all over again..

Peace

 

Pudding though innit, blates

 

I love the show How It's Made.