The stupidest **** you ever heard of?

She's a little odd, sure, I thought at first. But I should read her like an open book and give her a chance like I do all my friends, I thought, to become that potential friend. I looked over at the next cubicle at the telemarketing place where we worked. Between calls she would try to engage me in talk. One thing she did mention that first day was that she hated psych drugs. I mean she just blurted out, "They're drugging people!" in the middle of our small talk. I was a little taken aback. Then she related it to Scientology and I suddenly understood. She also sold makeup on the side and asked if I wanted to sell with her. I said sure. Money, I thought. She ended up being the worst saleswoman I've ever met. For one, if people didn't want to buy stuff from her, she would run after them, past the convention level tables to try to grab them by their shirt collars and tell them about what a good deal the makeup was. She had no rapport with the clients. She just said, "Please buy this" and they walked away in droves. Although I sat at the convention center for hours with her, we made six bucks.
I should have learned my lesson but next she scheduled me to clean people's houses with her. I assumed she'd have common sense and book a several hour deal. Instead she had me clean a spotless, Lysoled geriatric home that looked as if it had already been bleached. I made $15 that day despite her grand promises that one day we'd be able to go to California together.
New Year's was the worst. My dumbass friend has a broken car and she made me miss the countdown because SHE had to go outside to warm her broken fuckin' heater up so we could drive home. Worse, she seems angry ALL the time, stating stuff like "well people are out to get me." Weirdest person you've ever heard of? What a ****!

 

word up bruh

 

she sounds cute, in a very s[illy]tupid way. From the outside... I say enjoy her for what she is. she'd probably really appreciate it if you tried to make her happy.

eeeeeewwwwwwwww i just said that.

 

Your friend sounds a little lost.

Perhaps you should take the reins in the friendship, and allow her to be a follower if your ideas and judgement for a change.

She probably is smart enough to realize she's not as successful in life as she aspires to be, and she's trying to force success which never works. So this would explain her anger, probably self-blame and resentment and she bottles it up and it comes out in passive-aggressive actions, tone of voice, and body language.

But also as her friend realize that there is a line you CAN and are obligated to draw lest she take you down as well.

 

She Sounds Like A "Nut Bucket", Run As Fast As You Can...:auto:



Cheers Glen.

 

She sounds like a terrible friend. I think I would stop agreeing to do business with her. It sounds like you're letting her take advantage of you. You're taking it up the ass and not even getting paid for it. I agree with Glen. Run!!!

 

nut bucket ,, where??.,,,,,,, Damnit..

 

Yeah agreed get out of mixing money with friendship.

Money and friends RARELY go hand-in-hand.

 

what? why does he decide how she lives her life?

who the fuck is he?

 

You must've misread the post.

 

I don't see how she's so stupid or why she should be called a ****. Did she force you to do these things with her or did you decide to do them on your own? Sounds like a co-dependent relationship to me, with very little foundation to boot.

How is it that being bad at selling stuff and having a messed up car means that she somehow ruined your life? You chose to go along on this ride with her...you're both lost, I wonder if she's on another forum calling you a dick.

 

and yet you keep hanging with her. Who's the stupid one?

 

hanging out with a crazy person isn't exactly smart, but i'm quite sure i've heard of stupider cunts than you.

 

well, the stupidest **** i've ever known was actually a clone so i guess that would make her a clunt

 

Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

Be nice to her, sounds like she might end up with her own reality tv show.