The Stoners Echo Chamber

I have heard cats made the weirdest sounds to eachother. They just have to be in heat

 

That ain't workin, that's the way you do it

 

I have a pet monkey

 

Does kitty ever meow to the asshole Ted?

 

Capuchin? Mandrill?

 

I really don't get how this "Noom" diet works. I mean what, you pay good money for someone to tell you eat healthy, do exercise, don't be so lazy. So it has to be just that the people tell you in the advert there's psychology behind it. Pff.

Stooges will pay for anything these days.

I bet if I wrote a book on how to breathe oxygen some stooge would buy it. Probably several stooges.

 

Lol imagine walking around the neighborhood with this thing.

 

I went through the website for it.

They ask you lifestyle questions. Presumably, your answers help them tailor a special regimen of dieting specific to your personality. I didn't have the $12 though..

 

I'll do that. Someone can pay me to tell them to be healthy. I'd be great at that. Where do I get that job.

 

Honestly, unless you're willing to pay the money to see a dietrician to figure out exactly what your body is suitable at processing, you don't need to fill out a stoogey questionnaire or have some stooge, or any stooge telling you what to eat. And all that stuff is readily available at the grocery store and for cheaper. it's literally a Google search away. "what is a healthy dinner option" HULLAKAZAAM! done.

 

CBS interviews of people who were there.

Former Kent State students speak out, 50 years after deadly protest

 

Here you go, here's a healthy recipe. I'll give this one away for free, I'll be selling them for only $5 hit me up.



I literally have hundreds if not thousands of cooking cards like this. I have a folders full of them. My sisters send me them all the time for some reason plus I used to buy women's weekly bullshit to get recipe cards.

Be lucky if I've made 5 things though.

 

My wife is gonna flip it when she finds out I ate her last two butterscotch biscuits. I know she been saving them. I also know I saw them 3 days and ago and have left them alone, but you can't be leaving butterscotch biscuits around for 3 days and think that's safe, homegirl.

 

What I find funny is how people find it hard to eat five different fruit or vegetables a day. Like, it's some kind of effort.
On average I'd say I eat eight to ten without particularly trying. That's just what food is.

 

I feel we're going to need updates on this story

 

ya know I really wanted to zip tie a bunch of chairs together yesterday.. we set them in the offices but didnt move them to desks.. Id a liked to a zipped tied them up so when people come in they couldnt just take the chairs. I wanted chaos damn it!!

 

There's a thing on Netflix by David Eagleman I haven't seen before eeeee I'm excited
I love him.

 

I have aqcuired a free month of Disney plus. Tomorrow the latest Star wars movie will be added to it Haven't seen it yet.
Gonna rewatch the Mandalorian of course. I noticed they also have Willow
and @mysticblu21 all 3 witch mountain movies! :-D