The Stoners Echo Chamber

Yeah I think after a couple of HOURS any normal person is a bit stiff unless they're under the age of seven

 

OK but what if it's not hours. What if it's 10-15 minutes and then what if.. If it's just getting off the floor after a minute?

 

I have one body part that gets really really stiff if anyone wants to know


Yes, I know, I'm a child

 

I'm 72 And I'm Proud To Say It Only Takes Me Less Than A Minute To "Get Stiff".......



Cheers Glen.

 

My truck? She be gaming all day
Your truck? Has a net for a tail gate
My truck? 3.2lt turbo charged motor
Your truck? 2 litres of diet soda
My truck? She's a gunslingin' mud flinger
Your truck? Always getting the middle finger
My truck? Fitted and rigged with Fosgate
Your truck? Has an enlarged prostate
My tuck? Purrs and roars like a lion
Your truck? Is like a little baby cryin'
My truck? Pimps bitches like Vegas
You truck? Earns minimum wages
My truck? Is it on its way to platinum
Your truck? Is like "what the fuck just happened?"

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Then baby just slide inside
Baby just hit up a ride with Irm
And maybe we can fuck around

 

Is this original Irm material? I thought it might be a song, and google it

 

I may have changed some words and made the chorus up lol. Colt Ford - My Truck. I lol'd.

 

Of course, every song that I rewrite I think is always better than the original. i don't censor my work like Colt Ford does. I speak strictly for all the no hopers and lower class trash and all the filthy rotten scumbags from the slums.

I call them.. Irminauts.

 

Ha, I watched the video...
Your version is better, lol!

 

Yeah although I enjoyed the song and had a laugh with it I thought it could have been done so much better with a bit more raw lyrical work.

Colt Ford definitely isn't the underground horrorcore and acid rap I grew up on hehe. But it's much more positive and peaceful so I like it. I don't really listen to any of the other stuff much anymore. I just laugh at the memes.

 

When I was young, almost every song that I heard more than once would somehow be twisted with new words in my head. My buds and I would try to outdo each other with increasing levels of perversion with the lyrics, lol

 

I don't think I had as good imagination as you, though.

 

Oh, well, personally.. After a minute I can jump to a standing position with no help from my hands : P

I think fifteen minutes.. Depends.

 

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Alright, Mel?

 

I thought I was kidding but I just tried to and I actually can!

It's my ankles that hurt quickest, if I sit on my heels.. Like.. So the tops of my feet are flat against the floor. Doesn't take long for my ankles to feel stiff.

 

Well
Yeah

I'm going to vent.
I hate social media.
Broke up with my boyfriend
He hates me, that was to be expected, someone always has to be the bad guy and its me in this situation.
But I am greatly annoyed because i woke up and saw he's decided to take to Facebook to ask for prayers (he's an atheist..avowed atheist) for "what I am doing to him and our child"
I'm such a deeply private person, I don't put anything private on Facebook ever (I guess hipforums is another form of social media and here I am, but..not the same)
And putting our child in the middle of it too, thats another thing I am greatly perturbed at. He's been trying to do that a lot
And there's so much more I typed out and decided against posting

I am annoyed
I might delete this post later but I needed to vent

 

Sorry Mel : (
It's totally out of order to take that stuff to Facebook.
Cringe.
That sucks.

 

And HF is totally different.
It's not like people you mutually know, in real life, are reading it.