The Stoners Echo Chamber

Hrmm. I'll probably smoke weed when I get home. Lol. But Thursday Omg perish the thought.

 

This is so funny shit. I got banned from Facebook for 30 days.for calling it out the volunteer fire department and call them a bunch of racist white bigoted bastards and all this shit I hope they all die
And building falls on them.
It took about 30 seconds for the review to go through.. instant unblock.lmao .

 

3hrs to go, 3hrs to go

 

My JewTube is trying to get me to sing along with dire straits for some reason playing karaoke videos I never requested any Careyokay videos.
For the record I never said Jew
at all

 

I'm really beginning to like Floyd's to text because it really makes for some interesting how is AI understanding this shit like that.
Look how this motherfucker just capitalize AI together.

 

Motorhead.

It's only good AI if you get the umlauts in Motörhead. If you don't get the umlauts your AI is shit.

 

I'm using Siri right now because Alexa is at my gf house. Fwb I guess cuz my options are open.

 

Siri is racist .

 

Look at us go with our gfs

 

Starting to feel the burn of my mid section work out yesterday. Feels good though. Painful but good. Like all my tummy muscles have been ripped open is what I feel like, like my guts are just flopping out and I'm like stepping on my guts and shit.

 

Titanic on her maiden voyage sank today 1912, less than 3 hours after hitting a North Atlantic iceberg..

 

Nominees for this year's Darwin Awards:






"The explosion was caused by the inner-west homeowners using “an excessive amount of cockroach bombs” a spokesman for Fire and Rescue NSW told news.com.au.

An emergency responder shared photos from the site warning others of the dangers of insect bombs. He said the explosion was the “result of 10 bug bombs and a gas stove”.



Family of seven almost killed by Easter Sunday bug bomb explosion

 

Speaking of, I wish the US would formally change its name to The Ünited Stätes Öf Ämericä, to make our name look more badass during the Olympics and whatnot.

 

Nahhh looks foreign to me. Needs more O's, like "mom" lol. Onited Stotes 0f Omerica

 

As I sit in my bath to the right of me is my shower so it's a cube with 2 glass panels. And I'd say maybe 2/3 of a "yard" between the ceiling and the top of the glass panels. I was using my exfoliating scrunchy and I was just gonna toss it back into shower over the top, swish 4 points. And I told myself I couldn't ever miss this, it was that simple. So. I tossed the scrunchy over both glass panels and it stuck the wall before dropping outside of the shower cube. so long as I made the height and distance I literally had half of the bathroom to play with over with some Pythagoras probably 4 yards and I missed. Well the direction was spot on but the throw was too hard.

 

Hrmm I dunno about this bath ay, feels like... Feels like it's building up lactic acid in my mid section muscles, no doubt a hindrance in muscle recovery. I fear this will quicken the onslaught of even worse muscle soreness.

You know what that feels like, right?

Feels like all me guts are on the floor and I'm stepping and slipping all over that shit. I always wondered if my guts just spill on the floor and I start flipping and falling in it, would I still feel the pain steppin all over my guts?

Now, lemme tell you this the answer is a resounding yes my friends, for that's what I'm literally feeling right now. Like an Alien chestburster but out the tummy. MMMNAWWNAWWNAWWW me guts.

 

You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking that Jimmie Johnson is retiring at the end of the year and someone needs to replace him in that #48 car and that driver suddenly became available. Larson. And I was hoping for THAT when JJ announced. His retirement because I like him he's a good guy. But I'm not sure because Chevy also binned him and Hendrick is Chevy.