The Stoners Echo Chamber

lmao ..

 

National Guard in Maryland being called in, my cousin very well may be contributing.

 

Okay so like I've been seeing this chick for 5 years. Don't get too excited I'm talking about my contact lens doctor hehe.

Anyhoo. 5 years. And in those 5 years she's seen me take my contacts out to check my eyes. And she's never said anything.

Then yesterday she says oh you shouldn't use that eye solution it has preservatives.

Oh ok. So I bought these other drops.

I just took my contact out after 20hrs and low and behold after using a non preserve solution, not one ounce of pain. Usually my eyes be bleeding tears when I take out my hard lenses.

She could have fucken told me 5 years ago...

 

I'm pleased you finally have pain-free lense removal, at least.

 

They call in national guard for floods and deep snow.. nothing to be concerned about.

 

Yes pain free ejectulation of the contact lens is a good feeling.

 

I was insinuating my cousin is in the National Guard and may be on the front lines of this.

 

I only wear size 7 but I still kick dents.

 

I have a love hate relationship with running.
I hate it. I've never gotten a runner's high, I just feel fucking miserable the whole time I'm running.
But I like how it makes my legs look. And it's good for my mental health, I dont get the high during but I do feel like I'm on a high for a few hours after

 

Get a good bicycle

 

I just start thinking of people I hate and thinking like I'm a viking training for battle to kill the people I hate. That gets me through strenuous cardio. You need to feed off your adrenaline. You gotta find whatever it is you hate, something some bitch said to you back in fucken elementary school or some shit. And hate on it. And make that hate fuel you.

Well that works for me anyway.

And every step you make you treading on that bitches face. Just power up that hill stomping on noses.

 

Yeah i much prefer bicycling
Although it doesnt make the legs look as good

 

I think it can actually! Gears, the distance and tempo can all put those leg muscles to work in a similar way

 

Bicycling dramatically increases a males chance of becoming not fertile.

 

I was pretty much the same Mel when I used to run.

I abandoned running after I started taking public transportation and never picked it back up again. Although I do hike on occasion.

 

One less reason to use condoms

 

It has to come from a form of physical exercise i think. Otherwise it might be a diff kind of high

 

I just always forgot which shoes to bring with me like sometimes I'd go to work and I'd forget my runners I only had my walking shoes and then one day I remember there was this fire in the building and we had to get out and I was like fuck I've only my walkers on, I need my runners.

 

Hiking is my jam and I cant begin to convey how disappointed I am all the trails are closed right now

 

I kinda think condoms are hot.