The Stoners Echo Chamber

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by eggsprog, Jan 2, 2020.

  1. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Should have said "I'm really sick and I'm from China"


    Just for kicks... See what they would do.
     
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    sterile because we dont leave the aircraft.. it cost $2.00 to land. but if you want to park and pee it cost 75$.. I shit you not.
     
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    little piston planes dont really use Bravo airports, very rare. like to move organs or sometimes special person.. but big airports dont have time for like fly snots like us.. Now you can fly thru their airspace but landing in a Bravo they rather you have a bigger bird but they still treat us like a 747.
     
  4. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    seriously? I would abstain.
     
  5. Gul Dukat

    Gul Dukat Kanar, anyone?

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    Dude she’s like 22. She could get it twice at the same time and still be doing cartwheels.
     
  6. Gul Dukat

    Gul Dukat Kanar, anyone?

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    Is it fucked up I’m taking a paid day off on Monday? Because I fucking am.
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought NJ was closed, man
     
  8. Gul Dukat

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    I guess. I haven’t missed a day. I hear my neighbors goofin off... playing patty cake or whatever all hours of the night because they’re quarantined or laid off. They can go fuck themselves.
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

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    They probably are...
     
  10. Gul Dukat

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    Here’s the thing with the young man and woman in G 5.... The dude is loud. I hear his stupidass voice all the time.
    Know what I don't hear?
    Fucking.
     
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  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    The swapping of bodily fluids during sexual activity has actually been known to decrease chances of catching cold and flu like symptoms.

    So take a mouthful of spunk for the team.
     
  12. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought @Faelixx was male...
     
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  13. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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  14. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought I saw a pic and that you indicated that you were a guy. :)
     
  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Bigger ovaries than most dudes balls she has. ;)

    Just like me.
     
  16. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    When a guy does something brave or whatnot people say, "damn, he's got balls." So how come no one ever says, "damn, she's got ovaries"?
     
  17. Meliai

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    Ovaries are tough too.
    What's so tough about balls? They're just hanging out there all vulnerable
     
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  18. Irminsul

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    Balls, they're just sissy ovaries.
     
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  19. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So, I had a procedure done the other day (Tuesday). An excision. As it turns out it was a benign cyst. Thing was ugly! :-S
     
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  20. tumbling.dice

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    What, no picture? :grinning:
     
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