The Stoners Echo Chamber

Who is Mark?

 

It's like.... Predator rune language.

 

That's so white person

 

It means courage, right?

 

It says "Arekisondora" which is the Japanese version of Alexandra

 

Nah, fried rice

 

K I'm out. I'm needed elsewhere. High af and need to pull off these cheeseburgers

 

Fwy rice spwing woll! One order mongolian lamb!

Good thing about Chinese resteraunts unlike MacDonald's is they've never stinged me on sweet and sour sauce.

 

Nah, whites get "Chicken Noodle Soup" tats.

 

Ditto, that was the only one I ever liked

 

Who am I im not the Devil
I will take you to my level
Across the rocks above the earth
Tell me what your soul is worth
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I can give you tranquillity
Just send your wealth and cheques to me
Life is going to expire
And your soul will burn in fire
You will perish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline number
Cause God has asked you to make me rich!
Me and my travelling circus of freaks!
On your TV late at night
Just send those cheques and I'll guide you to the light.

 

The totals twenty two eleven
For your set of keys to heaven
Make the cheques out in my name
Me or God it's all the same
Bring your crippled as to me
I'll even bless your shit for free
I'll bless your legs and bless your chair
Then wheel your bitch ass out of here
Now the special ceremony
This part don't cost any money
Splishy splash of holy water
Now I fertilise your daughter
And even though I fucked a hooker
Took your baby girl and shook her
You still buy everything I sell
And I'm living well
See you in hell.

 

One of my relatives is a conspiracy theorist nut. She is going insane about this corona virus. I can't even say (because I can't remember) the different people she has told me to "look up what they have to say about this CV."

I mean she wants to feel she is taking care of the ones she loves and has sent gloves (surgical with no powder and no I don't know why no powder), masks, and 6 pairs of google type/ protective eye wear glasses. She told me she was losing it because of this virus. I told her to please not get upset. good grief.

I don't know how to tell someone to please not be so crazy.

 

Hi Lynn....(waves)......



Cheers Glen.

 

Man I am trying to figure out the same thing with my brother, he's on a "sabbatical" which I guess is like middle class code for quitting your job to do nothing for 6 months.
And he's going insane. At first it was politics, he texts me all day long about politics and it drives me nuts..but for the past week he's flipped to the coronavirus. He makes me feel crazier just having to listen to him
Heh maybe we should hook him up with your friend

 

I did the dirty urban dictionary thing with my real name and it's weird shit

When an Asian women molests a cat and then eats it

1) Go to a graveyard with atleast 1 of your buddies

2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have and preceed to have unprotected sex with ensuring to both blow your full load into the corpse.
3) Afterwards, one of you puts there mouth over the vagina.

4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.




Why. My name is so normal, just why

 

Wow, post that in the Love And Sex section tonight!

 

That I never knew, the only song of theirs I ever liked, and they didn't even write it

Lolz

Edit: Google says they did Jagger/Edwards

Paint it Black right?