https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2-blWgVk-A"]YouTube- Carpenters - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
According toamerican rules that pic is an automatic disqualificication on the grounds that he's unfunny, ugly and an ass.
Good thing it's UK rules. I've always found him funny, and good looking, and only sometimes an ass. Personally I thought I'd get double points, being as there's a tribute to Noel as well.
Well really.:toetap05: A basic grasp of the rules, protocols, precedents, codas, addenda and judicial rulings is the least we expect for anyone playing spindle. See the findings of the Alberta Committee (Sedgewick & Sedgewick 1974) paragraph 478 subsection D: "Any play involving a meat product may be followed by another play involving a similar (but not identical) meat product only when the second non-identical meat product is purchased from a local butcher. Any meat product of any description played within sixteen spindles of another meat product if purchased from a meat wholesaler, farmer's market or other retail outlet will automatically lead to a disqualification of the offending player and referral to the relevant amputation committee, which will make a judgement as to the severity of the case. In any and all cases involving the forementioned, the player's spindle will be stopped and subject to inspection and re-lubrication."
Apologies for not being aware of the Alberta Committee (Sedgewick & Sedgewick 1974) paragraph 478 subsection D. I shall try not to let it happen again.