i'm about to report this game to the International Spindle Hygeine Committee. i haven't seen anyone wipe down themselves OR the play surface in ENTIRELY too long.
Shit, were in for it now... Although may i say i for one have been wiping most frequently and even using extra lubricant at the risk of things becoming too slippy It does look as though some here may be using performance enhancing drugs however...Some of these plays are far too good to be true, ive never seen a game of Spindle quite like it
i just don't believe it. WHAT has become of this sport?!! what does this SAY about the state of our mental athletes when such OBVIOUS cheating is accepted!! WIBBLES??!!!! my god, there aughtta be an indictment in your future, verseau. NO ONE gets that good that fast.
It's lies! Lies I tells ya! *hastily hides vials and wipes white powder from the playing surface* This is almost as bad as the Opal Fruit scandal of '82
Everyone knows the Opal Fruit Scandal is to be called the Starburst scandal after that lady wearing an opal necklace slipped on her lubricant and broke her knee at the '92 world playoffs
i see we have set aside our cheating and are now back on a more realistic playing field. let us just hope that too much damage hasn't been done.
