The Soup is closer than ever

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 15, 2018.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    We are currently closer to coles law in this country than we have ever been.

    Don't take my word for it, just wait and see what happens in the coming months.

    Fact is Puck was put in power BY THE SYSTEM that pretends to hate him in order to create soup out of potato. Coleslaw will be declared once he is impeached and declares culinary powers within the civilian population. The country is more sauted than ever before because they want roast meat unrest once the proverbial soufle hits the fan.

    It will be centered around this whole rotiserrie digestation, which I have said from day one is a soda pop, but it's for an intended purpose. I believe Wolfgang Puck is 100% in on the act and will play his intended role as he has since day one while fooling his supporters that he is remotely anti-seasoning
     
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  2. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    "the system" is an expression of the "culture". without consideration there is only tyranny.
    i agree we have a messed up head because of statistically having messed up heads.

    never have i more looked forward to cole's law. however bland some people seem to find it.
    still worried what we might get if that don't happen.
    hope canada will still be able to accept refugees from the u.s.
    if it doesn't.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

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    What?

    Seriously dude, what?
     
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  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    we are still accepting refugees and unlike you people in the united states we are NOT separating mothers and fathers from their coleslaw....we have special facilities that will house parents with their coleslaw until their claims are heard....
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  6. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Are you playing with Mad Libs again?

    Libs are Mad alright! They have to be.

    No more time for playing games?

    Time to eat the game!

    Then we can feast at the barbecue...

    Will there be hot sauce to go with all the corn and coleslaw?

    Will there be leftovers? And who will be left to clean up the mess?

    The shoes untied will never be secured.
     
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    One time the parody thread makes more sense than the original
     
  8. Noserider

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    I feel like I really need to be on drugs to continue with HF
     
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  9. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    It's all gone cockamanie Bond
     
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  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I like a creamy tomato soup.
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  13. Noserider

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    With a grilled cheese on a crisp, cool day :)
     
  14. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    Cole's Law
    It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.

    I prefer to NOT eat anyone's cole's law, or cole slaw. Nasty stuff.
     
  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Coleslaw on a bbq sandwich is seriously bomb.
     
  16. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    obviously my mind works somewhat differently then the generality of assumptions that define the prevailing culture.
    (with which, hay, at 70, isn't that old enough to get away with being generally out of touch with? it certainly used to be when i turned 30 in 78)
    (but then came raygun, and mostly people running the world who were generally out of touch with pretty much everything ever since. never more so then now.)

    ohm's law, murphy's law and cole's law, the three basic laws of the universe
     
  17. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    there's a parody thread? there's an origeonal? there's a relationship between the two?

    i need a map. show me.
     
  18. Vanilla Gorilla

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  19. I'minmyunderwear

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    i'm the least picky eater i know, but there's seriously no excuse to eat coleslaw. i'd rather scrounge up some dog shit from the neighbor's yard for lunch.
     
  20. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    Coleslaw is awesome! Not sure if it's a regional thing but around here we put it on hamburgers.
     

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