The Smell Of Semen

:rofl:

 

It's because smores are a lot more fun to talk about than the smell of jizz.

 

Lol.

I used work at a gourmet market and gave one the bakery girls some brie cheese to use as sample for her sliced bread. A little bid later she called my dept phone and said "can you give something better this cheese is GROSS it smell like cum!"

 

take a good whiff of pancake batter next time you make some (before you actually cook it)

 

only on Hip Forums *sigh*

The closest thing to the smell of semen is household bleach, unless you eat a lot of pineapples.

Oh, and my gluten intolerant system says
"Screw all you graham cracker eatin' sons o' bitches!!!"



man I sure would love a good ole' fashioned SOMETHING made with wheat floor and baked......
:bigcry:



I miss bread....

 

Semen that smells like bleach??? That's scary. I've never experienced that.

 

http://menshealth.about.com/cs/stds/a/about_semen_2.htm

"Normal Semen
The Look: Semen is usually a cloudy white or grey fluid. Following ejaculation, semen may thicken to a jelly-like consistency. Within 30 minutes, it typically becomes runny and clear. The thickening and liquefaction are thought to be important to reproduction.
The Smell: A chlorine smell in semen is normal.
The Taste: Slightly sweet due to a high content of fructose. The taste of semen tends to change slightly from person to person and may be affected by diet."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX-TA79s8zA"]Why Semen Smells Like Bleach - YouTube

I ain't making this shit up...




not sure I want sprouts on my sandwiches anymore though....

 

"It's perfectly normal for semen to have a bleach like smell although I wouldn't recommend cleaning your kitchen counters with it" uke:

 

Mine tastes so good I cook with it.

 

But how does it smell? That's the real question.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM&sns=em"]Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy - YouTube

 

haha good one Mama!

 

*Me when I read this question* But the answer to your question is No....

 

Yet quite a few people are talking about it.

Anyway i never got the bleach smell but maybe its because i eat lots of pinapples

 

Always thought that song worked so well in dubstep


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxouISThQc8"]Marcy Playground - Sex & Candy (Wunderkind I smell dubstep remix) - YouTube

 

I find it smells more like sweat.

 

I never really noticed a smell. Haha.

I feel like if I smelled it I would no longer want it near my mouth... Lol

 

smells bleachy when it comes out, gets fishy after