The Shrieking Liberals Guide to Hip Forums.

Discussion in 'Protest' started by Pikachu, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. Pikachu

    Pikachu Member

    First, thank you for agreeing to post left-wing propaganda on HipForums.com!

    As you know, Liberals, Democrats, Greenies, Socialists, Communists, and Anarchists tend to be more intelligent than Conservatives, Republicans & Libertarians - the world needs to know this, and you are the messenger!

    1. First, you can't be too sanctimonious. Righteous indignation gets everyone's attention right away! "Sanctimony" coupled with "arrogance" is particularly effective!

    2. Whatever the topic of the day, DO NOT FORGET TO BLAME GEORGE W. BUSH. President Bush, after all, is responsible for Iraq, the stock market, the tsunami, global warming, stealing your car, and dating your sister.

    3. It is possible that you may encounter a conservative poster with whom you disagree. These posters are clearly facist Nazis, and share the values of the German National Socialist party of the 1930s. Make sure they know this.

    4. Poor spelling is unacceptable. It is your duty to point out mispeling and grammir mistaykes. (Refer to rule 1: sanctimony and superiority).

    5. Remember, HipForums reputation points are the sole determinant of the veracity of your posts. Empirical measures like election results and polls don't count!

    6. Religion and people of faith are not to be tolerated - this rule is best applied in a message promoting tolerance.

    7. "NeoCon" is a fun, hip, and fasionable buzzword these days. Be sure to use it as much as possible in your posts when referring to anybody with a different point of view.

    8. For a really good troll, make a disparaging remark about soldiers or US troops in general. Make sure they are aware that they serve because they couldn't get another job, and are generally worthless. Do NOT point out the selfless sacrifice servicemen make on many fronts.

    8. Finally, be superior and dogmatic. Conservatives are simple-minded, superstitious people. It is not necessary to acknowledge when the conservative point of view happens to be right on the money.

    This will help ensure that the left-wing gets its voice heard all over the world, and where it is needed.
     
  2. Jay02insd

    Jay02insd Member

    LOL! those thoughts ran into my mind many many times but as you know, shhh better keep your mouth shut or you'll get unwanted attention and bash from right to left!
     
  3. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Is there such a thing here as unwanted attention? :rolleyes:
     
  4. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    liberal propaganda!!! oh no!
     
  5. Jay02insd

    Jay02insd Member

    unwanted attention was another word for Slammed. Believe me, George Bush supporters keep that a hidden secret or low key on this site.
     
  6. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

    First, thank you for agreeing to post left-wing propaganda on HipForums.com!

    You're welcome... I guess.

    As you know, Liberals, Democrats, Greenies, Socialists, Communists, and Anarchists tend to be more intelligent than Conservatives, Republicans & Libertarians - the world needs to know this, and you are the messenger!

    No, I didn't know that. I am a messenger, but not about who is better than who. Because, lets face it, we are all a bunch of worthless shits regardless of ideology.

    1. First, you can't be too sanctimonious. Righteous indignation gets everyone's attention right away! "Sanctimony" coupled with "arrogance" is particularly effective!

    Sarcasm is nice too.

    2. Whatever the topic of the day, DO NOT FORGET TO BLAME GEORGE W. BUSH. President Bush, after all, is responsible for Iraq, the stock market, the tsunami, global warming, stealing your car, and dating your sister.

    Damn straight he is. He's the president, why do you think every president's hair turns white?

    3. It is possible that you may encounter a conservative poster with whom you disagree. These posters are clearly facist Nazis, and share the values of the German National Socialist party of the 1930s. Make sure they know this.

    Actually, Fascism and Naziism are two completely different beliefs. Fascim, pioneered by Musolini in Italy, is in short a corporate police state and a tyranical government. Nazism arose in Germany and is a belief in racial superiority and the right to world domination through military means, although it's economic system is derived from fascism. But I'm sure a Fascist-Nazi such as yourself knows this.

    4. Poor spelling is unacceptable. It is your duty to point out mispeling and grammir mistaykes. (Refer to rule 1: sanctimony and superiority).

    Eh, I don'treally give a damn about speeling so long as it is readable.

    5. Remember, HipForums reputation points are the sole determinant of the veracity of your posts. Empirical measures like election results and polls don't count!

    That is not correct, userid # is far more important. I am user # 4, you are user # 14403. I have seniority over all but three other members on this site, which makes me far better than you in a general sort of way.

    6. Religion and people of faith are not to be tolerated - this rule is best applied in a message promoting tolerance.

    No, religious dictatorship from the government is not to be tolerated, you can be whatever sort of dip-shit or nut-job you want to around here.


    7. "NeoCon" is a fun, hip, and fasionable buzzword these days. Be sure to use it as much as possible in your posts when referring to anybody with a different point of view.

    You wish. Being a king's servant doesn't make you a prince.

    8. For a really good troll, make a disparaging remark about soldiers or US troops in general. Make sure they are aware that they serve because they couldn't get another job, and are generally worthless. Do NOT point out the selfless sacrifice servicemen make on many fronts.

    Yeah, if you want to be a dick you can do that.

    8. Finally, be superior and dogmatic. Conservatives are simple-minded, superstitious people. It is not necessary to acknowledge when the conservative point of view happens to be right on the money.

    They had better not have their view on my money, or I'm gonna have to whip some ass.

    This will help ensure that the left-wing gets its voice heard all over the world, and where it is needed.

    No bird can fly with only one wing.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    That was kind of funny.
     
  8. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    This is very easily learned. All one has to do is listen to some conservatives, degruntled that everyting (oh, look - a mis-spelled word!!) and everyone isn't lock-step with the "vision" of the always right right, discuss how all the ills of the world may be attributed to Clinton.:rolleyes:
     
  9. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

    Finish what you start Pikachu, you hit and run wanker!
     
  10. Kandahar

    Kandahar Banned

    George W. Bush is almost SOLELY responsible for Iraq. How can anyone argue otherwise?

    I did find your post quite funny though, and agree with you on most of the rest of it. There are several people here who are more interested in being loud and obnoxious than in intelligent debate. I think that has more to do with the maturity of some of these individuals than with their political ideology though.
     
  11. Bilby

    Bilby Freerangertarian Staff Member

    Is this your idea of a funny joke.Do you normally spell grammar, grammir?
     
  12. PrincessJewel

    PrincessJewel Member

    well I got a few laughs in at least
     
  13. ( ∞ )

    ( ∞ ) INFINITY

    If I care enough to spend $10 to get a private conservative forum started, then I'll let you in.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    lol. fun fun.
     

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