First, thank you for agreeing to post left-wing propaganda on HipForums.com! As you know, Liberals, Democrats, Greenies, Socialists, Communists, and Anarchists tend to be more intelligent than Conservatives, Republicans & Libertarians - the world needs to know this, and you are the messenger! 1. First, you can't be too sanctimonious. Righteous indignation gets everyone's attention right away! "Sanctimony" coupled with "arrogance" is particularly effective! 2. Whatever the topic of the day, DO NOT FORGET TO BLAME GEORGE W. BUSH. President Bush, after all, is responsible for Iraq, the stock market, the tsunami, global warming, stealing your car, and dating your sister. 3. It is possible that you may encounter a conservative poster with whom you disagree. These posters are clearly facist Nazis, and share the values of the German National Socialist party of the 1930s. Make sure they know this. 4. Poor spelling is unacceptable. It is your duty to point out mispeling and grammir mistaykes. (Refer to rule 1: sanctimony and superiority). 5. Remember, HipForums reputation points are the sole determinant of the veracity of your posts. Empirical measures like election results and polls don't count! 6. Religion and people of faith are not to be tolerated - this rule is best applied in a message promoting tolerance. 7. "NeoCon" is a fun, hip, and fasionable buzzword these days. Be sure to use it as much as possible in your posts when referring to anybody with a different point of view. 8. For a really good troll, make a disparaging remark about soldiers or US troops in general. Make sure they are aware that they serve because they couldn't get another job, and are generally worthless. Do NOT point out the selfless sacrifice servicemen make on many fronts. 8. Finally, be superior and dogmatic. Conservatives are simple-minded, superstitious people. It is not necessary to acknowledge when the conservative point of view happens to be right on the money. This will help ensure that the left-wing gets its voice heard all over the world, and where it is needed.