the sexy sexy dready thready

ooooooooooo I have a crush on my local groceries store new bag boy...who may be all of about 19..makes me feel so dirty damn he is supa fine!!!!

 

girls its quite relieving to hear you all say that you dont go for the god damn jock muscly captain washboard abs guys. makes guys like me and phil happy, the whole nice guys finish last saying. sure guys like me and phil dont have the toned muscular bodies, but i know that i have skills (and im sure phil does too) that would make the jock ass holes feel really stupid. ohh you can run a ball 100 yards, thats so adorable, i can take apart a car engine and put it back together. if i were a girl i would so go for the useful handyman type over the jock muscly type. thanks ladies, you made me smile on the inside.

 

seconded!

altho i do go to the gym lol, but i cant quit my life just to train, Im a gym rat with a lil pot belly , i do a bit of everything, jack of all trades master of almost one i guess

I go gym then reward myself at the weekend with a joint, and crappy food!

But yeah makes me happy that if guys get ripped it isnt always a short cut to a girlies heart

 

the best way to my heart is with a cup of tea (or pint of cider) and cookies (or burger & chips). fact.

the lads at college found this out the other week, and now they bribe me with food =[

oh and yes at the being able to take apart a car and put it back together. big yes.

 

skillz....I like a boy with skillz!!!!

 

My hubby has a great little Buddah belly! I rub it for good luck.
I'm not keen on big muscle bound guys, but the whole lean & mean Bruce Lee look is ulta-hot.

 

I always went for the starving artist ,tortured soul types...know what I mean???

 

Honestly....I was a groupie. I used to go for any good lookin' dude with a guitar or bass.

 

yep yep yep...I married a guitar player, who was the total starving artist type. Now he is bald (by choice) with a belly and not so tortured.
Something about musicians really get me going......guess you know already that they have good rhythm and can do amazing things with their fingas ...

 

That must be it!
I married a guitar player too, although he is more of the "campfire" variety.

 

Haaa well now me and my hubby have guitar vs bass wars...too funny!!!!!

 

Men's necks should not be wider than their heads and it's also minging when they've built up so much muscle that the neck disappears altogether. Bleh

 

john travolta style-ee?

bassists are good. yessm.
and drummers...

i like a good forearm

 

makes you wonder how they wipe their asses too.......(the muscle guys)

 

I have also found in my years of "research", that the shy quiet types are the bed monkeys!!!!

 

your mind works in weird & wonderful ways

 

and the ones who constantly brag on their size or skillz.....are lackin in both

 

ohhh myy. just like the guy at college. ill hafta get a sneaky pic to show ye.. his body is triangular shaped, and he likes to think that all ladies like that, and hes always braggin, but he hasnt yet taken us (me and the gals) up on him showin it to us..

 

yep the braggers.....less than average I assure you

 

bragging is also a big turn off... dont do it lads