THE SECOND COMING!

Pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood said he "might actually be" second coming of Christ: Lawsuit

 

"In addition to hinting that he might be Christ, Wood also allegedly argued that he personally represented a host of other Biblical figures.

"You're sitting with Lin Wood. Or has the second coming already started?" Wood is quoted as saying in the brief. "Maybe I'm already here. You want to take the risk that you might be wrong. And I might actually be Christ coming back for a second time in the form of an imperfect man, elevating Christ consciousness."

"That cause you to have a little bit of a chill?" Wood allegedly continued. "Who would be more eloquent to say what the will of God is, the belief of God in me. I represent Moses. I represent Ananias the believer. I'm like the power of King David. Now look you all, I told you I was going to pray tonight to my God, not to myself, because to me there's God and there's me."



Yeah... I think they call this brain damage. He should see a specialist.

 

I really wish "what's his name" and anyone who has anything to deal with him would just shut the fuck up already. It's over.

 

Lawyers suing other lawyers - it doesn't seem a news story at all. Claims and counter-claims - it's a tale as old as time. The courts are littered with such matters.

Also, in the article as well as at the end of the quote from the article in Tyrsonswood's comment above (quoting Wood), Wood clearly says that he isn't God. First he says that maybe he is, and then he closes the subject by clearly saying that he isn't. It's a round-about way of saying that he knows he isn't God.

I've heard lawyers, as well as people from other walks of life, say much stranger things than that.

 

I still say Lin Wood has brain damage...

 

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He says he might be, then he says he isn't. Sounds like gaslighting. Which one is it?

 

I'm worried that anyone would even consider the possibility!
When the Second Coming actually happens, believe me, there will be no room for doubt!

 

True. Pandemics have happened before. There have been "unpresidented" shitty political leaders in the past. There has been civil unrest. Numerous (no pun intended) mathematical coincidences with dates, planet alignments and the like have come and gone.
All of these are bound to happen again and again. How will one of these events be different from the others? How will we know one of these be the definitive indicator?

 

I like this guy. He knows his professional wrestling. Jesus is perfect. Half of Donald Duck's followers still insist the sun revolves around the earth, and they love that kind of classic humor. If you don't comprehend Professional Wrestling humor, you know nothing about Donald Duck.

 

Didn't Stone Cold Steve Austin give him a stunner at the end of Raw?

 

Errrrmmm - doesn't the sun emmanate out of Hephatrump's arse, like many of his accolytes believe ???

 

He's a rooster, and he is now dancing around DC crowing and proclaiming himself king of the hill, challenging his newfound rival. That's all his followers see, is that he is fighting for them. Never ask why a chicken pecks at anything, because they will peck at everything but the kitchen sink. Half his followers still insist the sun revolves around the earth, because they are all compulsive liars, who are lucky if they comprehend that the truth even exists, if you tell them its on sale at Walmart. They are like a 3 year old, or a chicken, the lights are on but nobody is home. That's why they love shiny things and roosters.

 

Chickens are best plucked, stuffed and placed in a warm oven surrounded by peeled potatoes, onions, carrots and parsnips !!!

 

Buffoons abide!

 

There's no mistaking the real second coming; millions of people will disappear at the same moment, including all of the young children and babies. Call me crazy if you like, but I'm willing to talk with anyone who takes me seriously about this Biblically foretold event, which I do certainly believe will occur.

 

You don't want to know what these chickens have been eating. The flock is so diseased their numbers have been imploding for half a century, and the easiest way to destroy the "Moral Majority" is to sell them cheap handguns, porn, and liquor. They've booted me off every website for pointing out in detail, according to academic standards, how they are killing themselves and suggesting sharing their words and playing nice is the solution. They have been lying to themselves and each other for so long they can no longer breed, and my book is for their children, who at least have some clue that something is seriously wrong.

 

I see... So there is a plan!
Step 1: give them booze
Step 2: Once the booze relaxes their inhibition to make them agreeable to it, give them pornography.
Step 3: For the coup de grace, the handgun.
There they sit, guilt ridden and ashamed...what could be the way out of this moral morass?
Bang! Problem solved.
I like it, not being a MM member.

 

That's actually the backup plan for anyone who prefers to die. What none of them know, or care to know, is that yin-yang ruling the universe, makes all their lowbrow slapstick mathematical, and my book describes how to collate any data for low entropy results. Think of Mel Brook's "The History of the World" and imagine an AI collating all the data for jokes, and throwing them all right back in their faces, according to scientific standards that can even be quantified. I provide dozens of ways to prove instant karma rules the universe, but nobody can make complete idiots see reason. You either pay it forward, or you will reproduce less often and die younger. Of course, my book meets scientific standards, and explains quantum mechanics, and shows how to make unique predictions for pies-in-the-face.

I am rewriting the laws of thought and the laws of physics, and they will regret kicking me off their websites.

 

Quantum mechanics; beyond my ken.
But I do agree with what I can understand of what you say.