The scientific teachings of christianity

Dear Supersticious goonies....

The more Pagan the Easter celebrations were the more I laugh and cheer and celebrate Christian Easter all the more.
In fact, Im going to doubly enjoy Easter all the more I hear about Pagan Easter.

Do you people get that yet?
Do you get it through your heads that the more you point out Easter replaces pagan festivals the MORE excellent and thankful and wonderful Easter is to us?

Seriously.. do not reply to this with anything else but "Oh shit.. right obviously that makes sense".

Yes Paint, for the 100th time I understand that evolutionists are abandoning any naturalistic explanations for the start of life.
This is good.
They should give that up and stop already.
Good.
They are also giving up trying to explain how the mechanisms (like alleles etc) came to be too.
Now they just want to theorise about what 'evolved' after that.
Hocus-Pocus theory dying right before your eyes.
Just think - you will be around to tell your Grandkids about how you watched Evolutionism go the way of Vampires and belief in a flat earth.

 

Easter has evolved into a festival of eggs.


Hail Zombie Jesus!

 

Evolutionism never had anything to do with the origin of life, evolution takes place after life was created. Evolutionism never abandoned ideas regarding the origin of life because it never made claims about them in the first place. It's like me saying, 'Oh, I see creationists have abandoned their ideas on how to make an omelette from teddy bears.'

And if knowing that your celebration is based on false information causes you to embrace it even more, then good for you. I celebrate Easter and plan to celebrate it with my children as well, but I retain the knowledge of it's pagan ancestry.

 

Paintballer

Exactly..

Occam

 

I think its hilllllarious to see Paint and now the retarded boy going on and on like "what we dont know what your talking about" lmao!

Meanwhile, when Urey-Miller (the Jesus family tomb of the day) was happening you would have been the first two goonies running around bragging about how 'Science' has 'proven it' etc.

Geez.. up until just this year, before Evo started cutting its losses, people were STILL hoisting Urey-Miller LOL!

Hey dont look at me folks... I more than welcome the 'what abiogenesis' cop-out.
Hey dont worry... Im gonna play along.
"Abiogenesis.. what abiogenesis?"

While your at it may I recommend you now create some new classifications/terms.
Ascending Evolution (building all the info)
and
Evolution.
(notice how we do naming games btw).
Ok.
Now start pretending as if Evolution never claimed to explain 'Ascension' and then just start arguing from already built information systems.

HILARIOUS!
Sorry I really shouldnt be just enjoying the death of Evolutionism so much but damnit if anything on earth deserves it LOL.

Ok, i had my fun so by all means carry on.

 

Ikdenkhetniet, chill out and have an egg dude.

 

Don't take this personally--but fuck you!

 

Oops--guess I better pack my bags for way down under.

 

No Easter this year, guys. They found the body.

By the way, if the fundamentalist Christians are right about heaven and hell, Dante style, I'm in a whole lot of shit!

They say in Heaven, the women are French, the paycheques are American, the food is Italian, and the police are British.

In Hell, the women are American, the paycheques are Russian, the food is Chinese, and the police are German!

 

Ikden

Stop lambasting evolution and start producing verification for creationism.
Or is that not possible.. so all you can do is nag nag nag. [you biatch :0]

There is NO EXISTANT VERIFACATION WHATSOEVER FOR CREATIONISM.
Your talking to the wind guy, no-one but fundies believe creationism.

Fundies believe implicitly in hell.
This alone , to occam , means they are PSYCHOTIC in a major way.
Or, they have been too lazy to THINK.

Occam

 

Fundamentalists are certainly psychotic. As long as they wear deodorant and remain dumb we may possibly tolerate their existence on earth a little longer.

 

All Christians believe in an impending Hell.
Not just 'fundies' (who are mainly a fake shit thing made up by coward boys playing internet atheist characters online.)

But yeah, All Christians do believe there will be a Hell and we believe this because thousands of years of revelation were realised in the living breathing and validated, recorded Jesus.
Since He has been right about everything else Im gonna go with his understanding that a place of eternal annihilation exists too.
Do I want Evil and all things negative and wrong to be banished forever - Yes.
Does that make it happen - No.
It will happen whether or not I believe in it or not.

Sorry to hear you do not like the idea of Evil being eternally banished.
Makes you quite an selfish ahole imo.

 

//frantically looks about for places to hide the deodorant sticks//