The Save The Jay Foundation

Sorry, I'm just a little sensitive today.

That time of the month again, y'know.

 

well I've improved my situation. I'm stoned, I just had sex, and I'm not bored. (so I've been told)

 

oh yah and I'm getting an eighth inside the hour. so I'm doing real good

 

Damn you! Last night I spent about 4 hours getting drunk & high & laying on a futon with my boyfrined but we were at our friends 18th birthday party in this tiny fucking cabin with no windows and 7 people smoking too so we couldnt fuck...at one point someone asked how he was feeling and all he said was "my dicks hard"...damn people and their modesty!
On the bright side I discovered the beauty that is using vodka in the bong...

 

vodka in the bong?

 

bored, sober and havent had sex in....well im turning 15 to summer.

 

well yeah..dont use water use vodka...

 

I am sober and never hade sex.... so how's that?

 

wow, 22 and a virgin, thats quite a feat in todays world

 

I don’t give shit. It will happen when it happens

 

im bored, sober, horny, and im a virgin. beat that

 

I think the 22 year old virgin has you beat...

And Im bored sober horny (still..constantly for the past 3 days) I probobly wont get laid untill next weekend unless the gods smile on me tonight and I keep having panic attacks...

but I think the virgins still have me beat

 

Bored, Sober, but not feeling in the mood for the lovin I aint got so at least im ok in that respect. Spent two days trying to find pot. For the first time since I started smoking a year ago I think my area is seriously getting dry. It sucks. Then again I was more annoyed that we couldn't find any than angry because we couldn't smoke.