The run on sentance game

pizza parlour, where the finest freshly baked pizzas within miles were served with all kinds of toppings and even stuffed crusts; but the dog

 

kept farting and stunk my eating area

 

out, which is a bloody shame seeing as i was really looking forward to that pizza, so i took the dog

 

and threw him in the kitchen, i bounced and later came back for hotdogs

 

but there were no hot dogs anywhere so instead i had to

 

....give my yellow handled hammer to a couple of street kids that were just trying....

 

to open some pistachios that where

 

fucking amazing, hit me with em again!

 

to remind me about not using punctuation in a

 

run on sentence, instead choosing to natter on about

 

everything and everything related to crackers and brake drums for

 

at least three minutes before I go back to "Band Camp" stories...

 

of trumpets flying through the air because of the giant

 

man throwing trumpets from his giant palms of fury at all of us

 

while we try to tightrope walk across the Niagara gorge wearing only

 

our skivvies after running up the largest bar tab in recorded history

 

and running away in slow motion without paying while

 

having

 

one of the best....slowest warm shits of my life which felt so

 

awesomely brown and